Borient sack their manager - applications wanted

[berkshire seagull]

Been on the dole for 30 years and need to get back into work,so i thought this would be my best chance of employment.

 

[bigc]

Here are the candidates for manager:

Watford O
Phil Hadland (player/manager)
Glenn Hoddle
Thora Hird (deceased)
Frank Bruno

dont forget me

 

[Blackadder]

Not bad Kay.

NOTW
"Paul gets the final Brush-off"
Barry Hearn sacked Paul Brush last night - in a mobile phone call to the beleaguered Orient boss

Shouldn't that read
"...in a mobile phone call to the soon-to-be de-leagued Orient..."?

Yep, I saw that Hearn sacked Brush via his mobile last night.

There's a right way and a wrong way to terminate someone's contract. Via a mobile is the WRONG way!

Shows a lack of class Mr Hearn! You should have sacked him face to face!

 

[Yorkie]

Could have been worse. He could have sent him a text message

 

[fatbadger]

I think Twatty's level of football knowledge is just about right for the post.

 

[PC Plodster]

It would be such a shame to see the Orient drop into non-league football wouldn't it? Especially after their numpty owner a certain Barry Hearn tried so hard to get the Mighty Albion kicked out of the league not so long ago! Oh what sweet justice that would be!

Unlucky Orient - enjoy your derby with Dagenham & Redbridge next season ho ho ho!!!!

 

[Bwian]

News reached the suitable candidates that the manager's job was up for grabs at Borient.....

 

[NMH]

I have a strong tip-off from someone in-the-know, and they told me a certain K. Frog is in line for the job. It's between him and either a Swedish cook or a chap named simply 'Scooter' .

Whoever gets it, you can be certain it's going to be some kind of a Muppet .

:dance:

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I've heard Skreech from Saved by the Bell is interested too

 

[WATFORD O]

It would be such a shame to see the Orient drop into non-league football wouldn't it? Especially after their numpty owner a certain Barry Hearn tried so hard to get the Mighty Albion kicked out of the league not so long ago! Oh what sweet justice that would be!

Unlucky Orient - enjoy your derby with Dagenham & Redbridge next season ho ho ho!!!!

What a cupidstunt you are. Bazza didnt 'try' to get you thrown out. Had he done so you would be playing Crawley by now. He merely threatened it after some of your scumbag so called 'fans' tried to attack his players. It was a natural response given the trouble your fans had already caused that season.

Some of you really ARE THICK AS SHIT ARENT YA.

 

[NMH]

Oh ferchrissakes - HOW THE f*** WAS YOUR WORTHLESS borient TOSSER EVER GOING TO GET US CHUCKED OUT OF THE LEAGUE AND ...."he merely threatened it" ?? For crying out loud, your club and your staff have no power over anyone and couldn't make my GRAN nervous by threatening ANYFUCKINGTHING !

Eventually get into your thick dense bender-boy chimp skull that we had our rough time with crooked chairwomen and then promptly took the absolute piss out of your useless wank rubbish and left you in our farty-air-after-noshing-beans-and-garlic.

Why you blither on about that CRUD orient as if they have ANY significance in life in any way shape or form is completely beyond me.

You TIT, you're an UTTERLY PATHETIC WANKER !



...........other than that, you are doing ok.

 

[WATFORD O]

f*** off NMH. There are often threads on here about us. Deny it all you want but there is a 'special relationship' between our two clubs nad more often than not we came out on top.

We always were and always will be your intellectual and footballing superiors. Youre nothing. You have no style or class. We own you.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

 

[GUNTER]

f*** off NMH. There are often threads on here about us. Deny it all you want but there is a 'special relationship' between our two clubs nad more often than not we came out on top.

We always were and always will be your intellectual and footballing superiors. Youre nothing. You have no style or class. We own you.

Watford O is the intellectual equivalent of Frank Bruno, that is why he would be an ideal candidate for the job!

 

[WATFORD O]

GUNTER IS A CUNTER.

 

[Juan Albion]

f*** off NMH. There are often threads on here about us.

No, there are often threads on here laughing at Borient. They are an easy target. It is nothing to be proud of.

If you think there's a special relationship between our clubs, I would say it was a one way thing - many clubs would like to be 'related' to the Albion but we just wave at them as we go past on the way to something more important.

Here's a reminder...

21 Kidderminster 10 -9 8
22 Southend Utd 10 -9 8
23 Leyton Orient 10 -8 7
24 Carlisle United 10 -11 5

 

[NMH]

f*** off NMH. There are often threads on here about us. Deny it all you want but there is a 'special relationship' between our two clubs nad more often than not we came out on top.

We always were and always will be your intellectual and footballing superiors. Youre nothing. You have no style or class. We own you.

The 'special relationship' is in your mind moron. We only had to have some games with orient because we were so screwed that we descended to playing against rubbish.
As soon as things were sorted just a little bit, we simply creamed everything in our path and left the scene of the accident.
YOU, on the other hand, seemed to enjoy the humiliation like a masochistic naughty boy.

Look at it like this; you come across a bloke in plaster, awful injuries and can hardly move. You kick him then celebrate your power over him for years. One day, the bloke gets out of the plaster, can walk again, and proceeds to smack the living shit out of you until he's done with you. He then leaves.

That was the kind of relationship you had wetfart, and it's OVER. You can f*** off now.

 

[fatbadger]

more often than not we came out on top.

Brighton vs. Orient:

total games = 83
Brighton wins = 34
Orient wins = 30
draws = 19

Closer than I expected, but still puts the lie to your statement, doesn't it?

 

[looney]

The 'special relationship' is in your mind moron. We only had to have some games with orient because we were so screwed that we descended to playing against rubbish.
As soon as things were sorted just a little bit, we simply creamed everything in our path and left the scene of the accident.
YOU, on the other hand, seemed to enjoy the humiliation like a masochistic naughty boy.

Look at it like this; you come across a bloke in plaster, awful injuries and can hardly move. You kick him then celebrate your power over him for years. One day, the bloke gets out of the plaster, can walk again, and proceeds to smack the living shit out of you until he's done with you. He then leaves.

That was the kind of relationship you had wetfart, and it's OVER. You can f*** off now.

Hahahahahahahahahaha funny and true.............