Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I'm sure I don't piss as much when its hot like this.
Saturday I had about 4 wife-beaters in the pub garden before the match, and yet I had to SQUEEZE one out before setting off for the ground at about 2pm. I thought once I'd broken the seal, I'd be pissing like a horse for the rest of the afternoon. Yet I didn't go again till I got home at 7.30, and even then I wasn't exactly desperate.
Today I got up at about 7.30 and had one first thing. Now despite a few cups of tea, water and a can of Vanilla Coke, I've only just taken my second piss of the day. I only really went to the toilet because of a large build-up of anal gasses which I didn't want to release on the rest of the office, and could easily have waited to have a piss this evening when I get home.
The body is WELL clever innit. It obviously knows that its really hot and muggy right now, and so it retains as much fluid as it can in case it needs to make you sweat like a pig and cool you down, without dehydrating you. And I don't even need to tell it to do it. Its all on autopilot. If it was just down to me, I'd carry on pissing like normal, and then end up getting ill through dehydration. And I'd probably forget to breathe at night as well.
Lets all have a big
for the body. Its good to know I'm in safe hands.
Saturday I had about 4 wife-beaters in the pub garden before the match, and yet I had to SQUEEZE one out before setting off for the ground at about 2pm. I thought once I'd broken the seal, I'd be pissing like a horse for the rest of the afternoon. Yet I didn't go again till I got home at 7.30, and even then I wasn't exactly desperate.
Today I got up at about 7.30 and had one first thing. Now despite a few cups of tea, water and a can of Vanilla Coke, I've only just taken my second piss of the day. I only really went to the toilet because of a large build-up of anal gasses which I didn't want to release on the rest of the office, and could easily have waited to have a piss this evening when I get home.
The body is WELL clever innit. It obviously knows that its really hot and muggy right now, and so it retains as much fluid as it can in case it needs to make you sweat like a pig and cool you down, without dehydrating you. And I don't even need to tell it to do it. Its all on autopilot. If it was just down to me, I'd carry on pissing like normal, and then end up getting ill through dehydration. And I'd probably forget to breathe at night as well.
Lets all have a big
for the body. Its good to know I'm in safe hands.
And I mean actually ON the night out, not just the morning after.
