Bobby Zamora

[Brixtaan]

Yes, and me.Now drop them and give me 50 mins.

 

[Juan Albion]

Does it? I didn't know. I am pretty naive myself!

I suspect it is a northern thing. They are so uncivilized up there. Except Yorkie and Ned of course.

 

[Brovion]

Zamora was one-footed, couldn't tackle, couldn't defend, never worked for the team and was a lousy goalkeeper (probably).

We're better off without him.


(No, I don't believe it either)

 

[Gwylan]

you know, I lived a sheltered life. It took me over thirty years to discover that twat meant vagina. Can I say vagina?

Robert Browning famously led such a sheltered life that he really didn't know what twat meant. Having heard a ribald joke involving a nun's twat, he thought it meant a nun's headress so included it in his famous poem Pippa Passes.

He might have been a major poet, but he knew shit about real life.

 

[brighton rock]

should have come to the palace

 

[Juan Albion]

Robert Browning famously led such a sheltered life that he really didn't know what twat meant. Having heard a ribald joke involving a nun's twat, he thought it meant a nun's headress so included it in his famous poem Pippa Passes.

He might have been a major poet, but he knew shit about real life.

"Then owls and bats,/ Cowls and twats,/ Monks and nuns in a cloister’s moods,/ Adjourn to the oak-stump pantry."

 

[Gwylan]

That's the one, Juan.

What a twat

 

[Storer68]

should have come to the palace

he did
fat lot of good it did us

 

[bhaexpress]

Bobby Zamora - excellent player, arrogant twat! Met him once, never again!

Really ? I met him once and was making a fuss of Zeus and he was really very friendly.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Bobby Zamora.

 

[Juan Albion]

a legend that is

 

[Yorkie]

It's the first time I've ever heard anyone call him arrogant.

Lush will not be happy

 

[Artois]

Have I offended anyone by the word twat?

Yes. Me.


You'll never find me using words like that (especially in signatures).

 

[Juan Albion]

You look nice, Artois - nice dress, nice titties. What are you doing tonight?

 

[Artois]

That's not me. It's my missus.


Her lover calls her Rachel.
You can call her Mrs. Artois.

 

[Juan Albion]

Hang on, that's dwayne isn't it? Nice puppies.