Bob Dylan picked up by the police

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Juan Albion

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and tsk, kids these days . . .


Bob Dylan picked up by police after officer fails to recognise him.

A novice policewoman picked up an "eccentric old man acting suspiciously", completely unaware that it was Bob Dylan.

The 22-year-old officer was dispatched after residents in the New Jersey town of Long Branch had phoned to complain that a man in the Latin quarter was acting suspiciously.

When the officer asked the man for identification papers, he did not have a driving licence or other form of ID to prove his identity.

The songwriter, famous for hits such as Like a Rolling Stone and Mr Tambourine Man, was then ordered into the back of her police car and driven back to his hotel to authenticate his story.

It was not until she radioed her colleagues at the police station to ask who he was did she realise her mistake.

A spokesman for Long Branch police confirmed the incident with Dylan took place last month at the seaside town on the Jersey shore.

"It has been the talk of the station," said one officer.

"The policewoman was very young and did not recognise Dylan. There was another officer with her and even he did not recognise Dylan.

"Both said they never listened to his music and had no idea what he looked like."

Dylan, 68, who was in the area for a concert with Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp, has been spotted out alone previously

Rather than use a chauffeur-driven car after a concert in belfast in 1991, he was spotted waiting at a bus stop by a television crew.

Earlier this year, Dylan climbed back to the top of the British charts for the first time in 38 years with his album Together Through Life.
 
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Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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What's the big deal, I'm 32 and I wouldn't recognise Bob Dylan. Bet plenty on here wouldn't either.
 


Two Professors

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Jul 13, 2009
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Hey,we all get dazed & confused at some time.Mr Zimmerman probably got his prescription & recreational drugs mixed-sad to hear though???
 


Lady Whistledown

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It was not until she radioed her colleagues at the police station to ask who he was did she realise her mistake.

Mistake? What mistake?

An old bloke who neither she nor her male colleague (funny how he seems to have been left out of the story here) recognised, who was acting oddly, so she dealt with him as she considered appropriate in the circumstances.

Don't see the problem myself. Famous people have their moments too you know.
 




HampshireSeagulls

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Jul 19, 2005
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So she failed to recognise some tuneless, wailing old hippie who seemed out of it? Lucky the old twat wasn't tazered, would have done the musical world a favour.
 








Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
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So she failed to recognise some tuneless, wailing old hippie who seemed out of it? Lucky the old twat wasn't tazered, would have done the musical world a favour.


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Yeah, it's a pity he wasn't out walking with Bono, Chris Martin and Thom Yorke, they could have done the lot at the same time.
 




Buzzer

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Oct 1, 2006
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Apparently Patti Smith was speaking in an interview yesterday about this. She was asked if she'd ever been picked up by the fuzz. Apparently not although she has been swung by the tits before.
 








withdeanwombat

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Feb 17, 2005
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So she failed to recognise some tuneless, wailing old hippie who seemed out of it? Lucky the old twat wasn't tazered, would have done the musical world a favour.

My Drawn Blank print would have increased in value,too.

Good old Bob............writes and sings great songs,is a brilliant artist in his own right,AND winds up so many of the tasteless.

Keep up the good work,Bob !
 




HampshireSeagulls

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