Black sprinters

[steward 433]

In keeping with the tone of the thread,wasn't he Scottish?

Yep born in Edinburgh

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

It is to do with that afct that they have been running longer.

i.e. we all ran from tigers and things that could kill us but white men invented guns quicker so we didnt have to run no more.

Also they have more things like tigers and lions to run from.


this is all hundreds of years ago.

I think this is probably the funniest thing I have seen on here for ages.

Is that the reason white men invented guns then, so we could stop running away from Tigers and things?, surely a pair of good trainers would have been the first evolutionary step.

 

[Easy 10]

f*** trainers.
If I'm being chased down by a 300lb drooling, snarling feline who wants me for lunch, give me a Smith & Wesson over a pair of Nike's ANY day.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

f*** trainers.
If I'm being chased down by a 300lb drooling, snarling feline who wants me for lunch, give me a Smith & Wesson over a pair of Nike's ANY day.

Its the evolutionary steps involved though Easy...you need the old Adidas Gazelles to allow you time to evade the Tigers and things long enough to invent firearms..keep up boy.

 

[John Bumlick]

cuz they would shoot a white man if he won...?

 

[Marc]

blacks run faster cos they shave their heads innit.....since I went BALD and started shaving mine I've knocked off 5.3 seconds on my 100m dash to the pub when its raining!

 

[Easy 10]

Its the evolutionary steps involved though Easy...you need the old Adidas Gazelles to allow you time to evade the Tigers and things long enough to invent firearms..keep up boy.

It would be EXCEPTIONALLY difficult to invent firearms whilst on the run from a tiger though, BH. I think the best I could come up with would be to grab a vaguely rifle-shaped branch whilst fleeing, and hope to fool the tiger into thinking it was a gun of some sort.

Even then it wouldn't be scared, as guns hadn't been invented so it wouldn't know it should be frightened.

 

[NMH]

In keeping with the tone of the thread,wasn't he Scottish?

No, he said he was WHITE.


not RUDDY

 

[King of Birds]

They're all on drugs innit.

 

[Ishmael Arat]

If the Jamaican lady who won the 100m is to be believed it's all down to yams and bananas.