Billinghurst Eagles sig

[harry_h]

I changed the words in Billinghurst Eagles (B eagle for short) signiture and wondered which one you though was best!

Andy Johnsons magic, he wears a magic hat,
And when he sees the matchball, he says "I'm having that!",
He scores 'em with his left foot, he scores 'em with his right,
and when we're playing Brighton he scores all f**king night!!!


Andy Johnsons bald, so he wears an tatty hat,
And when he sees the matchball, he says "What the hell is that?",
He misses with his left foot, he misses with his right,
and when he's playing Brighton we all shout out - he's shite!!!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

As much as it pains me to say it, one is slightly more truthful then the other...

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

What's the matter?

Is my presence an irritant to you?

 

[harry_h]

Its nothing personal. Its just a bit of a craic

 

[Yorkie]

What's the matter?

Is my presence an irritant to you?

No, not at all. Gives us someone to talk about.

The latter btw.

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

I am always up for the crack - as long as its front bottom and not back!

 

[bhanuts]

get lost you palace scumbag!

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

get lost you palace scumbag!

oooooooooooooo!
Hark at her!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

have we ever played crystal palace at 'night' and if so do andy johnson score all night?

 

[Yorkie]

We played them on a Tuesday night last season and it was 0-0 so he couldn't score all night

 

[northstandnorth]

some one once wrote a good put down to billingshurst beagle on seagull repeaters p@larse scum site.


this person lived in horsham and it went something like this.


i live in horsham,it is upstream on the arun from billingshurst.
between the towns is horsham sewage works.
billingshurst gets its water from the arun

that cup of tea you drank this morning i pissed in it

the water your mum cooked those potatoes you had for tea i shat in it

when you had a shower this morning i pissed all over you.




he obviously didn't like the beagle

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

We played them on a Tuesday night last season and it was 0-0 so he couldn't score all night

AJ was injured and did not play that night.

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

some one once wrote a good put down to billingshurst beagle on seagull repeaters p@larse scum site.


this person lived in horsham and it went something like this.


i live in horsham,it is upstream on the arun from billingshurst.
between the towns is horsham sewage works.
billingshurst gets its water from the arun

that cup of tea you drank this morning i pissed in it

the water your mum cooked those potatoes you had for tea i shat in it

when you had a shower this morning i pissed all over you.




he obviously didn't like the beagle

Good memory!

 

[northstandnorth]

what happened to my post?

 

[Yorkie]

deleted

 

[Incredigull]

what happened to my post?

Royal Mail put it in the wrong place.

 

[bhanuts]

oooooooooooooo!
Hark at her!

Her?

you stupid f***ing retard! Now f*** Off!

 

[Bwian]

have we ever played crystal palace at 'night' and if so do andy johnson score all night?

Don't know- I don't pay attention to the teams Arsenal or ManUre play.

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

Her?

you stupid f***ing retard! Now f*** Off!

oooooooooooooooooo!

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

I never bother reading signatures !