Biggest groan at a Xmas cracker joke

[Lush]

We had one that no-one would read out loud, just groaned and passed it on.

What do vampire's have for breakfast?

Readyneck

 

[Robdinho]

That is WAY better than the ones we had.

Mine was:

Q: Who sends the most letters?
A: Fishermen (they're always dropping a line).

 

[7:18]

That is WAY better than the ones we had.

Mine was:

Q: Who sends the most letters?
A: Fishermen (they're always dropping a line).

shambles

 

[Lego-Stand]

We had a fairly disturbing message

Please help me I have been stuck in a chinese cracker factory for the last 4 years.

 

[Beach Hut]

What do you call a woman between the goal posts - Annette

 

[SeagullSongs]

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

A. Because he had a low elf esteem.

That one got quite a groan at dinner today

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

An earwig fell off the table,what did it say? Ear we go!!

& the 2nd Earwig? Ear we go again!! :

 

[Dan Gleeballs]

Whats a witches favourite subject

Spelling...

What a load of old shit!!

 

[Eggman]

What do you call a Penguin in the Sahara?


Lost.

:thumbdown:

 

[Danny-Boy]

What do you call a woman between the goal posts - Annette

Should be Ann Kergren, surely?

 

[Peever]

Q: what did the red traffic light say to the zebra?
A: don't look I'm changing

 

[fire&skill]

I hate all sweets at Xmas. Bar humbugs.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Why did the footballer take some rope with him onto the football pitch?



Because he was the skipper.


Diabolical.

 

[gully is my god]

I got the worst one ever yesterday;

What do you get of you cross a miser with a space ship?


A mean rocket.

I was actually a bit embarrassed for the cracker makers.

 

[Jimmy's gonna get ya!]

Billy Paynter signing on a permanent deal in Jan.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Billy Paynter signing on a permanent deal in Jan.

you little devil!!