BHA or sex?

[chemical brother]

Rather like Dougal out of Father Ted with his Ireland shirt, I like to wear my Brighton shirts in bed. The red away one from 1998 was my choice last night, but the missus got a bit arsey about it and has threatened no more sex until the shirts go.

Has anyone on here had a similar experience and what would you do?

xx

 

[Hans Kraay]

SEX on brightons pitch

 

[Marc]

only wear boxers in bed, and seeing as I dont have a female companion then NSC is my babe for now!

 

[Italiaseagull]

Ditch the shirt mate. You wouldn't want to lose her over something so trivial.

 

[Safeway]

I sleep naked but would happily give the girl shirt and f*** her in it.

Ooooo, yeah.

 

[BrightonBird]

why choose? Have both

 

[Eggman]

Every relationship I have had, I have managed to persuade the girl to don the stripes in the sack.

Apart from my latest flame that is.

She's back from holiday today so when I see her later I might have to suggest this to keep up my 100% record.


Hmm, I think this would make a good thread actually..

 

[Yorkie]

As long as it is washed regularly not a problem.

We have both worn ours

 

[Seagull Pete]

Can combine, have a quick session at Half Time in the toliets

 

[CHAPPERS]

As long as it is washed regularly not a problem.

We have both worn ours

Aaaarrrggghhhh, visions, can't stop thinking of naked Yorkie and Ned, heeeelllllppp.....

 

[chemical brother]

To all the people who say I can combine the two, I would like to make it clear that her view on this is, quote: "It makes me feel like you're even thinking about the team when you're with me."

xx

 

[BrightonBird]

I agree with the post above - get her to wear it. Or would that be just asking a stupid question?

 

[Eggman]

Wich member of the team cb?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

To all the people who say I can combine the two, I would like to make it clear that her view on this is, quote: "It makes me feel like you're even thinking about the team when you're with me."

xx

And what's wrong with that?

 

[chemical brother]

I know, she's not that fit even by my standards so I usually have to have a long hard think about the FDM to put in a good performance.

xx

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Oh well, if you're thinking like the FDM, give the same defensive instructions..."Awaaaaaayyyy"

 

[REDLAND]

I go commando in bed, I prefer the skin on skin feeling

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The FDM? Like the Southend game?

No ball control. Gets pulled off at half time.

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

Ditch the shirt but paint your face with blue and white stripes instead, then she'll realise her mistake.

 

[zefarelly]

the last thing I think about in bed is football

I'm too busy farting