Betty Rubble - Gold digger?

[Bluejuice]

Everyone knows Betty was fitter than Wilma, so how did she end up with a clown like Barney?

I mean Fred's no great catch, but you can tell he's got something. Makes you wonder why he settled for that nagging old dog Wilma when his best mate is porking a proper fittie.

So the question begging to be asked is why did Betty make do?

I've never seen any evidence to suggest Barney had any great wealth, but perhaps he was heir to a small fortune. Although surely if that was the case there would inevitably have been an episode in which Barney and Fred concoct a plan to do away with said wealthy relative - most likely with hilarious consequences.

As such the only conclusion I can draw is that Barney must have had a huge cock. I mean at the end of the day that's all womenfolk are interested in innit? Big dicks and money. The slut faced whore

 

[Uncle C]

Everyone knows Betty was fitter than Wilma, so how did she end up with a clown like Barney?

I mean Fred's no great catch, but you can tell he's got something. Makes you wonder why he settled for that nagging old dog Wilma when his best mate is porking a proper fittie.

So the question begging to be asked is why did Betty make do?

I've never seen any evidence to suggest Barney had any great wealth, but perhaps he was heir to a small fortune. Although surely if that was the case there would inevitably have been an episode in which Barney and Fred concoct a plan to do away with said wealthy relative - most likely with hilarious consequences.

As such the only conclusion I can draw is that Barney must have had a huge cock. I mean at the end of the day that's all womenfolk are interested in innit? Big dicks and money. The slut faced whore

I think you should see a doctor

 

[chez]

I think its a good question, certainly something that should be pondered over after a few illegal substances.

 

[Bluejuice]

Re: Re: Betty Rubble - Gold digger?

I think you should see a doctor

You mean YOU don't know the answer

 

[bhaexpress]

Re: Re: Re: Betty Rubble - Gold digger?

You mean YOU don't know the answer

He gave you one, he said you should see a doctor.

 

[Bluejuice]

That's an entirely different matter, unrelated to the subject in hand.

Was Betty a Gold digger? And sub question: did Barney have a big cock?

 

[sneakychef]

Everyone knows Betty was fitter than Wilma

Was she? I was always of the opposite opinion.

oh well

 

[Long Saulty Seagull]

I thought Elizabeth Perkins was a bit of a hottie when she played Wilma in the Flintstones movie.

Especially when you compare her to the biffa Rosie O'Donnell who played Betty.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

If Rosie is a raving lezzy, why would she care how big Barnie's cock was?

 

[Long Saulty Seagull]

If Rosie is a raving lezzy, why would she care how big Barnie's cock was?

But she wasn't a raving lezzie at the time of the movie, was she?

Wasn't she married to Tom Arnold.? I'll bet his cock is bigger than Rick Moranis's.

Not that I really want to know, obviously.

 

[Yorkie]

Re: Re: Betty Rubble - Gold digger?

Was she? I was always of the opposite opinion.

oh well

 

[Slowhand]

I reckon Fred was giving Betty a few on the side, women like her love a bit of spice in their life and a well hung neighbour is ideal to keep the smile on her face.

Also Barney was a short man and probably had short man syndrome i.e a chip on his shoulder and resented Fred's all round proportions.

Betty, like all woman, would want to be able to look a man in the eye when she is involved in a bit of horizontal jogging.

I can't imagine Betty was too enamoured to see just the top of her old mans head while he was banging away.

The film casting was a travesty, Wilma was appropriate but Betty should have been played by a woman who looked dirty and grateful. Shelley Long or Jan Francis for example.

Anyway, the whole thing went down hill when the stupid little alien was introduced, it stopped being believable then.

I mean, aliens in Bedrock..... Absolute rubbish!!

 

[The Great Cornholio]

More to the point, what is Lois doing with Peter Griffin?

 

[NMH]

But she wasn't a raving lezzie at the time of the movie, was she?

Wasn't she married to Tom Arnold.? I'll bet his cock is bigger than Rick Moranis's.

Not that I really want to know, obviously.

She was not married to Tom arnold, some other fat munter was. He's a dick, and should actually play Barnie.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

Wilma and Betty! Put's me in mind of this classic Red Dwarf exchange:

LISTER: Cat?
CAT: Mmm?
LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?
CAT: Sure!
LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
CAT: Wilma Flintstone?
LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that sharmi body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most
desirable woman that ever lived.
LISTER: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.
CAT: She's incredible!
LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty?
CAT: Betty Rubble? (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
CAT: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
LISTER: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

CAT shakes his head in resignation.

 

[JJ McClure]

I think you're being a bit harsh on poor Barney here. Sure he wasn't the biggest fella but he had personality. Girls love someone who can make them laugh and Barney was always one for a good chuckle. So no I don't think Betty was a gold digger. That said she was probably getting COCK elsewhere.

 

[bhaexpress]

But she wasn't a raving lezzie at the time of the movie, was she?

Wasn't she married to Tom Arnold.? I'll bet his cock is bigger than Rick Moranis's.

Not that I really want to know, obviously.

You're confusing Rosie O'Donnell with Roseanne Barr who was married for a short period to Tom Arnold.

 

[Easy 10]

I've never been entirely convinced that Bam Bam is Barney's you know. There was an episode in season 2 where Fred doesn't go bowling with Barney one night because his heads wrapped up in an enormous bandage (there was an accident at the quarry). Wilma's round her mothers that night too. So it's just Fred and Dino left home alone, with Betty on her lonesome as well. The story stays with Barney at the Bowlplex, but I found my mind wondering back to Fred and Betty - by the end, I was absolutely convinced Fred was getting his ROCKS off with Barneys missus.

Then whaddya know, just three episodes into season 3, along comes Bam Bam - and he looks f***-all like Barney, thats for sure.Hanna Barbera have never responded to my numerous letters questioning this series of events, so there's clearly some kind of a cover-up.

The whole thing STINKS.

 

[Gwylan]

When I was holed up in a San Francisco hotel room last week, idly flicking through the TC channels, I found myself musing on the question as to whether Wilma was hotter than Betty. I then decided that this was insane - who spends their time thinking of questions like that?

Besides, Mrs Jetson's hotter than both of them ...

 

[Scarface]

And sub question: did Barney have a big cock?

I dont know but I'm sure he made her bed rock...



























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