[Albion] Best tweets with a #cpfc hashtag

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Better and better

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Better and better

Bring a scarf to help keep Roy warm.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

I mean, he could always NOT GO.

I hate going to Selhurst, absolute tip, terrible view, abysmal location of the women's toilets, and the very slow corral back to the station afterwards. But I choose to go. I'm not going to WHINE about it. I might mock the shed of a stadium and the fact that you can't see the other side of the pitch if you're more than about ten rows back in the Arthur Wait, but I'm not tweeting everybody pitifully about it, looking for sympathy. Especially not when my team goes home with nul points and I just look like a sore loser.

For much of what you say, although I don't use the Ladies Loo, I've stopped going to this away fixture. I can't stand the hatred, post match journey and the general bile that the fixture creates.

 

[Whitley Bayster]

Ian Holloway - Shit on the floor
Tony Pulis - Shit tactics
Alan Pardew - Shit
Sam Allardyce - Shit tactics
Frank de Boer - Shit
Roy Hodgson - Shit entertainment
Patrick Vieira - Shit support
Roy Hodgson Part 2 - Relegation Boogaloo

Part 2 Relegation boogaloo is a sequel none of us want to miss!

 

[A1X]

Better and better

Is that a "Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter" knock off?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Better and better

I know the goal music is no longer used there, but I didn't realise they'd given up on the drum, too...

 

[Stat Brother]

I know the goal music is no longer used there, but I didn't realise they'd given up on the drum, too...

Not even 'shot on target' music?...




...oh.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

 

[Justice]

Endorsed by Neil Shipperley?

 

[Titanic]

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Makes it look a bit like a push to shift a load of winter-friendly stock out of the shop. Not sure how scarves are going to make a difference, but...

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Makes it look a bit like a push to shift a load of winter-friendly stock out of the shop. Not sure how scarves are going to make a difference, but...

More “channeling of energy” maybe?

 

[Motogull]

 

[Motogull]

 

[Zeberdi]

I posted these on another thread but to add to this thread as it is good to get them all in one place

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I posted these on another thread but to add to this thread as it is good to get them all in one place

CPFC hashtag. Not CFC!

 

[GT49er]

CPFC hashtag. Not CFC!

It starts wiv a "C", dunnit? Easy mistaik, shorely?

 

[singing4seagulls]

I enjoyed them all the same

 

[Zeberdi]

CPFC hashtag. Not CFC!

Geesus, my cognitive skills and brain fog is getting worse by the day. (Actually they genuinely are!)

Anyway - laughing at Palarce melts are on a par with Chelsea melts these days aren’t they? - maybe GB could turn this into combined thread for double the laughs

 

[Albion my Albion]

Oh my, they want to sack their manager!

How often does that happen?

Do any fans change their minds about the manager?