Best rhyme in a song

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Contender for worst lyrics (taken from Life, by Des'ree)


I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Too late...I've already bagseyed that one!

 

[Dr NBC]

"Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses."

 

[lawros left foot]

Tonight theres going to be a jail break, somewhere in this town
Would that be at the jail then?

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Burn baby burn, let me be your bunsen burner, burn baby burn, let me be your naked flame

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Oh, have you seen her without make-up?
Well, I don't think he's had much luck.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

A buxom girl from Luxembourg.....

 

[hans kraay fan club]

A buxom girl from Luxembourg.....

Buck-toothed...

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

the snot has caked against my pants, it has turned to crystal

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Buck-toothed...

Yes. Just got in from a from an after work pub session. That's my excuse!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Yes. Just got in from a from an after work pub session. That's my excuse!

Sorry. What can I say...


There's always someone, somewhere
With a big nose, who knows...

 

[raymondbriggs]

Drinking in the morning sun
Blinking in the morning sun
Shaking off the heavy one
Heavy like a loaded gun

What made me behave that way?
Using words I never say
I can only think it must be love
Oh, anyway, it's looking like a beautiful day

Someone tell me how I feel
It's silly wrong but vivid right
Oh, kiss me like the final meal
Yeah, kiss me like we die tonight

'Cause holy cow, I love your eyes
And only now I see the light
Yeah, lying with me half awake
Oh, anyway, it's looking like a beautiful day

When my face is chamois-creased
If you think I'll wink, I did
Laugh politely at repeats
Yeah, kiss me when my lips are thin

'Cause holy cow, I love your eyes
And only now I see you like
Yeah, lying with me half awake
Stumbling over what to say
Well, anyway, it's looking like a beautiful day

So throw those curtains wide!
One day like this a year'd see me right

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Your last release was anything but a seller,
And your microphone fears the word acapella.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Sorry. What can I say...


There's always someone, somewhere
With a big nose, who knows...

And if a ten ton truck, kills the both of us....
To die by your side....

 

[kemptown kid]

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina.
I came right in between her
Rum and her ribena.

 

[the slow norris]

My girl fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo

 

[Garage_Doors]

I am an anti-Christ
I am an anarchist.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

I went to the Malls and I balled too hard,
"oh my gaawd is that a black card?"

I turned around and replied "why yes -
but I prefer the term 'African American Express'"

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina.
I came right in between her
Rum and her ribena.

well you ask Joyce n vicky
who's their favourite bricky....

 

[KingKev]

So What, by the anti-nowhere league.

Difficult to choose a favorite line, and as virtually all will fall foul of the swear filter, i will nominate the whole song.

Top notch. Put it on last Friday night and everyone stopped chatting and shouted along.

 

[KingKev]

I never thought it would happen with me and the girl from Clapham, out on a windy common, that night I ain't forgotten...

I saw two shooting stars last night, I wished on them but they were only satellites, it's wrong to wish on space hardware, I wish, oh I wish you'd care...

Not rhyming but always loved this (yet more Billy B I'm afraid):-
Shirley...how can you lie back and think of England when you don't even know who's in the team