Kev the Ape
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here we go again, best porn film you have ever seen!!
Mine is Theresa May and the Fire f***
Mine is Theresa May and the Fire f***
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Best Porn film you ever seen
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Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
I take it you sat and watched this on a portable DVD with Mum whilst feeding the ducks at Falmer ?
Kev the Ape
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Beach Hut said:
No, somethink i ordered of sky.
Robot Chicken
Seriously?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What a ho the woman is! And a pervert!
And they rub it in by singing "Hi ho!" every time they see her.
What a ho the woman is! And a pervert!
And they rub it in by singing "Hi ho!" every time they see her.
Cian
Well-known member
Kev the Ape said:
So THATS why your Sky is locked out. Parents wondering what the £594 of PPV is....
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I saw a film once where a rat was humping a squeegee (what you use to wipe the dew from car windows). Man, that was hot.
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Kev the Ape said:
Somethink what?
Cian
Well-known member
Buzza said:
Some think he ordered it off Sky?
If it was on Sky, it was softcore anyway. And hence not worth the money. Damn UK broadcast laws.
Zeitgeist
New member
Kev the Ape said:
Theresa May?....You mean the Tory M.P. for Maidenhead? OMG...This lad is a genius! After giving us the Phil Prosser exclusive, he's now given us an exclusive scoop of yet more Tory sleeze!
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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If it had been Harriet Harmon I might have been interested
she's one hot MP
Zeitgeist said:
If it had been Harriet Harmon I might have been interested
she's one hot MP
London Irish
Well-known member
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I was round Harriet's flat once in the years before she became an MP. One thing led to another, and I was in her arms naked. I then gave her a golden shower.
pevenseagull said:If it had been Harriet Harmon I might have been interested
she's one hot MP
I was round Harriet's flat once in the years before she became an MP. One thing led to another, and I was in her arms naked. I then gave her a golden shower.
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 21,753
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I've got naked in front of Virgina Bottomley
She blushed
London Irish said:
I've got naked in front of Virgina Bottomley
She blushed
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 21,753
(should read, 'Virginia')
turienzo's lovechild
New member
- Oct 25, 2003
- 23,964
'one night in paris' is WELL overrated
Dancin Ninja BHA
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- Jul 6, 2003
- 2,297
Kev the Ape said:
London Irish
Well-known member
That was the last time she volunteered to babysit me as an eight-month-old, according to my parents.
¡Cereal Killer!
Whale Oil Beef Hooked
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what was going through you mind when you typed that?
pevenseagull said:
what was going through you mind when you typed that?
turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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the thought of KTA masterbating made me spontaneously vomit
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 21,753
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the vision/ happy memory of 20 or so people having an orgy in a swimming pool at a wedding reception
marvellous scenes
the Bottomley's didn't hang around - but did have a good look
Cereal Killer said:
the vision/ happy memory of 20 or so people having an orgy in a swimming pool at a wedding reception
marvellous scenes
the Bottomley's didn't hang around - but did have a good look
Crawley Boy
New member
Well her favourite drink is 7UP.Downloaded Penguin said:
