Best Porn film you ever seen

[Kev the Ape]

here we go again, best porn film you have ever seen!!

Mine is Theresa May and the Fire f***

 

[Beach Hut]

I take it you sat and watched this on a portable DVD with Mum whilst feeding the ducks at Falmer ?

 

[Kev the Ape]

I take it you sat and watched this on a portable DVD with Mum whilst feeding the ducks at Falmer ?

No, somethink i ordered of sky.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

What a ho the woman is! And a pervert!

And they rub it in by singing "Hi ho!" every time they see her.

 

[Cian]

No, somethink i ordered of sky.

So THATS why your Sky is locked out. Parents wondering what the £594 of PPV is....

 

[Easy 10]

I saw a film once where a rat was humping a squeegee (what you use to wipe the dew from car windows). Man, that was hot.

 

[Blackadder]

No, somethink i ordered of sky.

Somethink what?

 

[Cian]

Somethink what?

Some think he ordered it off Sky?

If it was on Sky, it was softcore anyway. And hence not worth the money. Damn UK broadcast laws.

 

[Zeitgeist]

here we go again, best porn film you have ever seen!!

Mine is Theresa May and the Fire f***

Theresa May?....You mean the Tory M.P. for Maidenhead? OMG...This lad is a genius! After giving us the Phil Prosser exclusive, he's now given us an exclusive scoop of yet more Tory sleeze!

 

[Pevenseagull]

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Theresa May?....You mean the Tory M.P. for Maidenhead? OMG...This lad is a genius! After giving us the Phil Prosser exclusive, he's now given us an exclusive scoop of yet more Tory sleeze!

If it had been Harriet Harmon I might have been interested

she's one hot MP

 

[London Irish]

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If it had been Harriet Harmon I might have been interested

she's one hot MP

I was round Harriet's flat once in the years before she became an MP. One thing led to another, and I was in her arms naked. I then gave her a golden shower.

 

[Pevenseagull]

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I was round Harriet's flat once in the years before she became an MP. One thing led to another, and I was in her arms naked. I then gave her a golden shower.

I've got naked in front of Virgina Bottomley

She blushed

 

[Pevenseagull]

(should read, 'Virginia')

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

'one night in paris' is WELL overrated

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

here we go again, best porn film you have ever seen!!

 

[London Irish]

That was the last time she volunteered to babysit me as an eight-month-old, according to my parents.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

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I've got naked in front of Virgina Bottomley

She blushed

what was going through you mind when you typed that?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the thought of KTA masterbating made me spontaneously vomit

 

[Pevenseagull]

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what was going through you mind when you typed that?

the vision/ happy memory of 20 or so people having an orgy in a swimming pool at a wedding reception

marvellous scenes

the Bottomley's didn't hang around - but did have a good look

 

[Crawley Boy]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

What a ho the woman is! And a pervert!

Well her favourite drink is 7UP.