Best Insults (on here or wherever)

[Poyetry In Motion]

Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill : If I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it

OR

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober

clever with absolutely no comeback

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Sayings as follows !!

She had a face like a Bulldog licking piss of a thistle !!
She had a face like a tap welders bench !!
My mouths as dry as a Nuns twat !!i
I was sweating like Gary Glitter in Mothercare !!
Or sweating like a rapist, or a priest near a playground !!

Insults !!

Stinking little f***-pig is a good one !!

Your one load ya Mum should have swallowed !

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Watch Video at Vulture Very Best of Kenny Powers's Insults

You will LAUGH!!

 

[Brightonfan1983]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWEZ_IjcSk

That is tremendous.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

May your bollocks turn square and fester at the corners.

Or the Arab curse: "may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"

 

[Captain Haddock]

My nephew when he was a toddler used to say "you splammer!". He made it sound quite scornful and meaningful. Did he make up his own swear word and get away with it?!

 

[EastbourneGull]

You're not a big fish. You're not even a fish.

 

[Fungus]

May I compliment you on being a wize pranker.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

If someone grinds my gears, I tend to mutter "waddock".
As in - waddock hunt