Best Friends

[Shegull]

How many times when you were young did you say to someone ......... if you give me a sweet I'll be your best friend forever.

 

[The Large One]

It was usually some grimy old whisky-laden, yellow-fingered, Shane MacGowan lookalike perv who used to annoy us when we played out in the street.

But that's no way to talk about my Grandad.