Best ever Fawlty Towers Sketch?

[chez]

Anything with the Major in it.

Major : I Must have liked her coz I took her to see India
Fawlty : Did you?
Major : At The Oval.

 

[shingle]

Fire Extinguisher. pure Class

 

[Easy 10]

Yank: "This has to be the crumbiest god damn hotel in England"
Major: "NOOOOO. NO, I'm not having that."
(pause)
"There's that place in Eastbourne..."

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Grovelling to Lord Melbury.

 

[Trufflehound]

Toss up between the Siberian Hamster and "Yes you did, you invaded Poland."

 

[colinpants]

The dead body

 

[blueandwhitearmy]

definately the 'dont mention the war' sketch - funniest sitcom episode ever IMHO.

 

[zefarelly]

the Oirish builder and the doors being blocked up

 

[pasty]

Think one of those Irish builders "you man with beard" turned up as a teacher in the orginal series of Grange Hill didn't he ? Mr "bullet" Baxter ?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Mrs Richards was a classic, but the Germans win by a long stretch.

Basil to Mrs Richards

What did you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically.

 

[Albion Edd]

Mrs. Richards is hilarious.
The one with the American is also very funny 'This is typical absolutly typical of the kind of ARSE! that I have to put up with here....'

 

[NMH]

Mrs. Richards is hilarious.
The one with the American is also very funny 'This is typical absolutly typical of the kind of ARSE! that I have to put up with here....'

"make a Waldorf salad or I'm going to break your bottom"