Best eBay feedback EVER!

[Wozza]

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws1/eBay...1ox&items=25&page=1&frompage=-1&iid=-1&de=off

"ITEM ARRIVED SO QUICKLY I NEARLY SH@T MYSELF"

"GLOWING RED HOT SPUDS OF LOVE. TREMENDOUS"

"BUSTY NAKED LESBIAN WARRIOR VAMPIRE SELLER OF DOOM! TERRIFIC! Ebay needs more!"
(Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Sorry, my mistake - seller is in fact NOT 'Xena warrior princess'. Apologies.)

"Seller successfully convinced me to give up crime - FOREVER."

"Item fired from 8" cannon, thro' the front of my house seconds after payment A++"

 

[Robot Chicken]

"'Gold medal service?' This seller merits a PEARL NECKLACE any day of the week."

"B E E F C U R T A I N S"

"GREAT ITEM GREAT SELLER GREAT PACKING GREAT SCOTT WHO LET THESE GOATS IN HERE"

"mounting lug woz bust off, but lamp unit in better nick than my old one, so OK."
"Reply by firedoorman: This was described as a second hand item"
"Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: good job it was too! Or I would have negged your ass right outta town."

 

[Braders]

on the topic of ebay , are these real ? does anyone know ?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2885&item=5128186280&rd=1