Best Chat Up Lines You've Heard/Used

[Paxton Dazo]

"Alright darling? Where've you been all my life?" Works brilliantly on some rotters

Is that what you used on that little sort you got hold of, in Digital, circa 2010?

I've heard Bowden91 also used it to get a 3 second blow job in Oceania

 

[kevtherev]

"Do ya f*** on first dates, does your dad own a brewery, can I feel your tits, or will you show um to me......" Kevin 'bloody' Wilson.

 

[NMH]

Woody could teach you lot a thing or two

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[SirDouglasLoft]

May have to use some of these tonight see where it gets me.

 

[kevtherev]

Married women are the easy ones. Just buy them a couple of drinks, tell them all the old shit their hubby stopped saying years ago and you will be balls deep in the first avalible place. Then they go back home with all their excuses ready and the spare knickers on, they had in the handbag ready, just in case!!!!

 

[Paxton Dazo]

May have to use some of these tonight see where it gets me.

Where you going, SDL?

My 18th on Saturday.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

" Would you like some nuts with your drink? The chin banging variety!"

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Where you going, SDL?

My 18th on Saturday.

Just into town, Paxton lad.

Happy birthday for Saturday chap. Where you heading?

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Just into town, Paxton lad.

Happy birthday for Saturday chap. Where you heading?

Ahhh, now that would be telling (I'm undecided yet, SDL lad.)

I'll be on top form with the drink though, as per.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Ahhh, now that would be telling (I'm undecided yet, SDL lad.)

I'll be on top form with the drink though, as per.

Fair play, fair play. I'll be in Brighton basically every Thursday night soon. May even go in for a weekend sesh, could possibly see you out Wouldn't that be nice?

x

 

[The Grockle]

Not really a chat up line but a few times when i've asked girls out and been knocked back by the 'ive got a boyfriend' response i've replied with 'Well he can he can come along if he wants but he might feel a bit left out'

On one occasion the girl admitted she didn't really have a boyfriend and I got a kiss and spent the rest of the evening with her. I arranged to meet her at a cinema in Guildford the following Sunday but the bitch never turned up, I rang her phone, which was picked up straight away and I could hear the f***ing bint laughing with her mates. When I abused her shouting 'i've come 20 miles to meet you' they erupted in even more laughter.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Fair play, fair play. I'll be in Brighton basically every Thursday night soon. May even go in for a weekend sesh, could possibly see you out Wouldn't that be nice?

x

Oceania or Life on Thursdays?

Friday night is the best night to go out IMO, in terms of price / 2 days to recover.

And, of course, it'd be nice if we 'bumped' into eachother

 

[NMH]

Not really a chat up line but a few times when i've asked girls out and been knocked back by the 'ive got a boyfriend' response i've replied with 'Well he can he can come along if he wants but he might feel a bit left out'

On one occasion the girl admitted she didn't really have a boyfriend and I got a kiss and spent the rest of the evening with her. I arranged to meet her at a cinema in Guildford the following Sunday but the bitch never turned up, I rang her phone, which was picked up straight away and I could hear the f***ing bint laughing with her mates. When I abused her shouting 'i've come 20 miles to meet you' they erupted in even more laughter.

Well, your opening did suggest that you were some kind of playboy willing to be heartless about some other boyfriend. She's not so likely to give you Mr Niceguy treatment from then on - especially since she's capable of being as nasty herself.

Here's a nice ditty, while you mull it over;

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[Chicken Runner61]

Oceania or Life on Thursdays?

Friday night is the best night to go out IMO, in terms of price / 2 days to recover.

And, of course, it'd be nice if we 'bumped' into eachother

This thread is brilliant - these two have pulled already!

 

[Paxton Dazo]

This thread is brilliant - these two have pulled already!

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At last, over 3 years on this 'site, and finally some luck...

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Hello.

I've seen this one done a couple of times, and it looked like it did the trick

 

[dougdeep]

James Hunt was supposed to just say, "Do you f***?" Well I suppose you could get away with that when you were a millionaire racing driver.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

A mate (who was a bit of a BS merchant tbf...) told me about a friend of his who would go down Sherrys, and just go up to women and ask, 'Do you fancy a f***?...' and would usually get a yes within asking ten women...

Cuts a lot out of the preamble

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Is that what you used on that little sort you got hold of, in Digital, circa 2010?

I've heard Bowden91 also used it to get a 3 second blow job in Oceania

Girls usually go a bit longer I find

 

[The Grockle]

Well, your opening did suggest that you were some kind of playboy willing to be heartless about some other boyfriend. She's not so likely to give you Mr Niceguy treatment from then on - especially since she's capable of being as nasty herself.

Here's a nice ditty, while you mull it over;



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I think i'm over it, it was 9 year ago and perhaps it taught me a lesson. Funny enough the film I never saw was She's all that and I watched it the other week it's f***ing rubbish so perhaps it was a blessing in disguise?