Where i work i now do rather average character checks for health professionals wanting to come to the UK and either psychologise or chiropodise or some other things i cannae be bothered to list. Sometimes these wannabes are registered to pracice in California. I click on California websites and whichever official ones i see have Arnie on the front page. Now, for me, if i sought stye-infection advice from the likes of The Schwarz he'd just tell me to pop my damaged eyeball out into a bowl of water, look at the red light of evil that lurks behind where it once sat, and stick another one in, fooling the world that i was human enough to walk nakedly into bars and beat bearded pool players with cues.