[Albion] Bernardo songs

[The Sock of Poskett]

Pop your ditties for our Brazilian flairmeister here. Here's my starter for 10:

(Tune: You are my sunshine - the Oscar Garcia one)

We love Bernardo
He shops with Ocado
He came from Leipzig
To Sussex by the sea
He's our Brazilian
He cost 10 million
Please don't take Bernardo away
la la la la la etc

OR

(Tune: Fernando by Abba)

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Bernardo
They were shining there for you and me
In Sussex by the Sea, Bernardo
Now we never think that we will lose
No goals in our net
If we had to do the same again
We would, we'd buy Bernado
If we had to do the same again
We would, we'd buy Bernado

I'll get me coat

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is a Ho
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Bernardo

#traditions

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Bernardo
Bernardo Fernandes da Silva Junior*
Runs down the wing for me
Da da da da da
Da da da da da



*With the speed the fans sing some songs, they'll have no worries shoehorning this lot in

 

[Gazwag]

Back in from 1971 pop pickers

Brazilian Bernie (Berniieeee) and he was the fastest left back in the league
Brazilian Bernie (Berniieeee) and he was the fastest right back in the league
Brazilian Bernie (Berniieeee) and he was the fastest centre back in the league
Brazilian Bernie (Berniieeee) and he was the fastest midfielder in the league

 

[Is it PotG?]

To the sound of ALBEEEEYERRRRN

Bernarrrrrrdo

Keep the standards up.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The ironic thing is, this'll be the one time someone doesn't use BLOODY Sloop John B....and it would actually fit.

However I'll go for the other OBVIOUS one. Yep, you're right. Somewhere Only we Know by Keane

[Verse]
Brazilian , came to Brighton.
Not very old but someone to rely on
So tell me if, you like this song
Because I didn't make one for Gatean Bong

[Chorus]
Youtube shows that you're agile and you're not slow
Bens Grandad asks can he play at left back though?
Does he like this song we chose to sing?
So why don't we go
Sign ourselves Bernardo?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Vertigo - U2

Unos, dos, tres, catorce

Hello, hello (hola)
We've got a guy called Bernardo (¿dónde está?)
I've heard football's coming home
But he, he's got something
He's from Brazziillllllll

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Bernado woah wo wo wo to Volare - Dean Martin. Simple and easy for drunk away fans.

 

[Gazwag]

His name Bernardo, Bernardo da Silva
The hottest import from Brasilia
He plays for Brighton,he is our staaarrrr find
Footballs his passion, aint no one who'll stop him
At the Amex, we fell in love

 

[Telford Seagull]

Surely we just recycle Connor Goldson / You are Gold

Ber-Nad-O
Always believe in your souuullll,
You've got the power to know,
you're indestructible,
Always believe iiiinnnn....

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can you hear the drums Bernardo?

Oh.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Cotton-Eyed Joe

Where did he come from, just look at him go?

That's BG's LB, our Bernardo

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Bernado woah wo wo wo to Volare - Dean Martin. Simple and easy for drunk away fans.

Yes, that's another straightforward choice, I'm guessing with this added:

"... he came from Germany
To Sussex by the sea ..."

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

He is the brazil man
He comes from far away
And he can play
Where can he play?
He can play left back

Bernar Bernar Bernardo
Bernardo Bernardo
Berna Bernar Bernardo
Berna Bernardo

He is the brazil man
He comes from far way
And he can play
Where can he play?
Can can play right back

Bernar Bernar....

 

[Thunder Bolt]

His name Bernardo, Bernardo da Silva
The hottest import from Brasilia
He plays for Brighton,he is our staaarrrr find
Footballs his passion, aint no one who'll stop him
At the Amex, we fell in love

Like that one.

 

[rool]

A Bit of Amy

They asked us who's the new Brazilian
We said Ber-nar-do
He Plays at the back
To spoil your attack, he's Ber-nar-do
He drinks Brahma with lime
and he barbecues bovine
They asked us who's the new Brazilian
We said Ber-nar-do