Being an England mascot

[Stat Brother]

Imagine, your 8 years old, and 6 months ago, perhaps for your birthday, you were told, you were actually going to be an England mascot.
You were going to walk out at Wembley, in front of 70,000 people, a national/worldwide audience of millions.
It would have easily been the greatesst day in your short life.

Then some f**kwit tells you, you have to hold Wes Brown's hand.

What would you do.

Personally I would tell them to fook off, remind Brown I am a better footballer than him, and flounce off.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

remind Brown I am a better footballer than him,

Of course you are

 

[Stat Brother]

I was when I was 8.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I bet Sir Alex Ferguson must be kicking himself he didn't discover you then

 

[Stat Brother]

Brown is toilet, if he's the best right back in this country, we will NEVER win anything.

 

[NMH]

Brown is toilet, if he's the best right back in this country, we will NEVER win anything.

Micah Richards probably is.

Why Ashley Cole gets a game for Chelsea and England I don't know.

Upson doesn't occur to me as England top quality either, but hey-ho - 5-1.

 

[vitusvivi]

you are all mistaken Andrew Whing is the best right back in the country

 

[SeagullRic]

Brown is toilet, if he's the best right back in this country, we will NEVER win anything.

Thought Brown actually played quite well today, created a goal and looked pretty solid defensively.

If Brown is absoloute toilet, I can't imagine how could someone you rate is.

 

[Stat Brother]

Thought Brown actually played quite well today, created a goal and looked pretty solid defensively.

If Brown is absoloute toilet, I can't imagine how could someone you rate is.

He played well against a team ranked 138, I think, woop-de-doo.
He is the weak/missing link in our defence and WILL screw England over in this campaign, in a style that will make Ashley Cole look like Pele.

All left footed players of quality think it's christmas and their birthday, when up against him.

Strutting around with a 'do you know who I am' attitude, just makes him look an even tw@t every time he gets found out.

 

[Rookie]

so the first choice right back for the european champions and current england right back is shite, yeah of course

 

[Stat Brother]

It's a shame he didn't leave Utd when he spat his dummy out.
In a less 'sheltered' team he'd be in the reserves, by now, doing a great impression of LK.

 

[sully]

I find it hard to imagine that a player who is obviously rated by Sir Alex Ferguson can be described as "toilet".

In the past, I've wondered how he managed to get into the MU team, let alone England, but am beginning to see a good player underneath his occasional howlers.

You strike me as the sort of person that was booing Ashley Cole today, Stat Brother.

 

[Stat Brother]

Well it goes to show how wrong you can be, when you pass judgement on someone you have no knowledge of.
I hope the members of your scout troop are aloud to discuss things, before you prejudge them, in the same way.

Everyone is entitled to make a mistake, I'm sure Cole has/will apologise for such an error, it's hardly a regular occurrance.

On the other hand I feel Brown hasn't 'come on', as you say, and is capable of gifting goals at any given time. Assuming he's not OG scoring them himself.