Before or After a Shower?

[bennibenj]

So - the other poll got me thinking (not about you ugly buggers in the shower), but another possible decision one could face whilst encountering shower time.

If you need a dump, feel prepared to launch or lay it down. Do/would you do this before getting in said shower or once out?

Before means you can clean those buns and feel fresh, after helps jet propel into the splash.

 

[leigull]

Before, clearly. After is just stoopid

 

[Billy the Fish]

I do it after because I like walking round all day with a potentially dirty ringpiece.................


.....of course I don't, anyone in their right mind has a crap before having a shower, only a complete madman would take a shit after the shower.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

No option for during ?

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Where's the option for " in the shower " ?
Bad poll, tsk tsk

 

[Gazwag]

.....of course I don't, anyone in their right mind has a crap before having a shower, only a complete madman would take a shit after the shower.

Not as mad as in the shower though

Edit: three minds think alike

 

[Deleted member 18477]

usually have a dump just before i leave the house. sometimes early at work. so after a shower. not my fault just when the guts want to drop.

 

[grubbyhands]

So - the other poll got me thinking (not about you ugly buggers in the shower), but another possible decision one could face whilst encountering shower time.

If you need a dump, feel prepared to launch or lay it down. Do/would you do this before getting in said shower or once out?

Before means you can clean those buns and feel fresh, after helps jet propel into the splash.

You must be very bored, hungover or suffering with sunstroke! The answer is before for me!

 

[Badger]

I rarely have the shower/shit combo, I tend to be 10-30-11 dumper. In answer to the poll though, obviously before.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Definitely before.

 

[Kumquat]

Depends if the shower is golden or not. I usually find my back sphincter muscle release sets off the front one. Though it can be difficult explaining to the girlfriend that I need a shit just prior to pissing on her face. She thinks that's weird for some reason.

 

[Danny-Boy]

I always wondered if those things they have in France for fanny-freshening, could serve in a male residence for a "squat". Would block the drain though.

 

[Danny-Boy]

SSS = Shit, Shower, Shave..

 

[Birdie Boy]

Surely you don't want to shower in the same room you have just had a massive dump in, imagine the smell!

 

[redneb]

Surely you don't want to shower in the same room you have just had a massive dump in, imagine the smell!

My shower is enclosed as are most. Surely before to save you wiping your arse and wasting £££ on toilet paper.

 

[Worthingite]

Shit before, that way I can wash the klinkers off with total impunity

Interesting question though - are any of you as hygienically conscious as me and only wipe their arse with wet wipes?? I got into it during a nasty bout of Delhi belly and never really stopped, it feels so nice on your hole afterwards

 

[Birdie Boy]

Do you crunch or fold?

 

[Silk]

Before makes sense, but my system isn't usually ready for it until after breakfast, which is after shower.

 

[Silk]

Shit before, that way I can wash the klinkers off with total impunity

Interesting question though - are any of you as hygienically conscious as me and only wipe their arse with wet wipes?? I got into it during a nasty bout of Delhi belly and never really stopped, it feels so nice on your hole afterwards

The trouble is they can block the drains, but I do sometimes fall back on them.

 

[bennibenj]

You must be very bored, hungover or suffering with sunstroke! The answer is before for me!

Yep - very bored

Its only a bit of fun