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Before or After a Shower?

To dump of Not to Dump

  • Before

    Votes: 64 95.5%
  • After

    Votes: 3 4.5%
  • Oh, too late, in the pants

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    67


bennibenj

Well-known member
Mar 6, 2011
2,063
Sompting
So - the other poll got me thinking (not about you ugly buggers in the shower), but another possible decision one could face whilst encountering shower time.

If you need a dump, feel prepared to launch or lay it down. Do/would you do this before getting in said shower or once out?

Before means you can clean those buns and feel fresh, after helps jet propel into the splash.
 






Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,519
Haywards Heath
I do it after because I like walking round all day with a potentially dirty ringpiece.................


.....of course I don't, anyone in their right mind has a crap before having a shower, only a complete madman would take a shit after the shower.
 










D

Deleted member 18477

Guest
usually have a dump just before i leave the house. sometimes early at work. so after a shower. not my fault just when the guts want to drop.
 


grubbyhands

Well-known member
Dec 8, 2011
2,287
Godalming
So - the other poll got me thinking (not about you ugly buggers in the shower), but another possible decision one could face whilst encountering shower time.

If you need a dump, feel prepared to launch or lay it down. Do/would you do this before getting in said shower or once out?

Before means you can clean those buns and feel fresh, after helps jet propel into the splash.

You must be very bored, hungover or suffering with sunstroke! The answer is before for me!
 




Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
12,868
Toronto
I rarely have the shower/shit combo, I tend to be 10-30-11 dumper. In answer to the poll though, obviously before.
 




Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
Depends if the shower is golden or not. I usually find my back sphincter muscle release sets off the front one. Though it can be difficult explaining to the girlfriend that I need a shit just prior to pissing on her face. She thinks that's weird for some reason.
 




Danny-Boy

Banned
Apr 21, 2009
5,579
The Coast
I always wondered if those things they have in France for fanny-freshening, could serve in a male residence for a "squat". Would block the drain though.
 




Birdie Boy

Well-known member
Jun 17, 2011
4,126
Surely you don't want to shower in the same room you have just had a massive dump in, imagine the smell!
 




redneb

Active member
Oct 28, 2009
1,701
Burgess Hill
Surely you don't want to shower in the same room you have just had a massive dump in, imagine the smell!

My shower is enclosed as are most. Surely before to save you wiping your arse and wasting £££ on toilet paper.
 


Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,959
Worthing
Shit before, that way I can wash the klinkers off with total impunity :D

Interesting question though - are any of you as hygienically conscious as me and only wipe their arse with wet wipes?? I got into it during a nasty bout of Delhi belly and never really stopped, it feels so nice on your hole afterwards :D
 




Silk

New member
May 4, 2012
2,488
Uckfield
Before makes sense, but my system isn't usually ready for it until after breakfast, which is after shower.
 




Silk

New member
May 4, 2012
2,488
Uckfield
Shit before, that way I can wash the klinkers off with total impunity :D

Interesting question though - are any of you as hygienically conscious as me and only wipe their arse with wet wipes?? I got into it during a nasty bout of Delhi belly and never really stopped, it feels so nice on your hole afterwards :D

The trouble is they can block the drains, but I do sometimes fall back on them.
 




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