murraymints4brighton
Well-known member
Yes we lost 6-0 today at West Ham but look how far we have come! We've got this stadium that has seats that quite literally RAPE your GLUTES upon SLOUCHING in it and I can get CONTINENTAL food like Thai Green Curry AND BOVRIL from the kiosks.
Gus has the team playing great football. We've got Alan Navarro in this amazing role in which he runs, Sideways, passes Sideways AND actually can shit Sideways in a prevailing wind. Just look how far we have come! We used to have Tommy Fraser from Geishas and Liam DIckinson from Coalition playing for us. Yes we lost 6-0 but we beat Northwitch Victoria 8-0. It's not that bad. Imagine what would have happened if Gus hadnt have come along? Yes thats correct, everybody would be DEAD.
Just Look at this great club, this great city we are part of! Patsy Palmer did a DJ set at Oceana the other week and we've now got a Lazer Quest place. PLUS we have a manager who is definatley going to manage Chelsea or Tottenham one day. He is too good for us we may as well just accept a POISONOUS DART to the head from him as we cannot critiscise the work he has put in for us over these past2 1/2 decades. In Gus we trust
Gus has the team playing great football. We've got Alan Navarro in this amazing role in which he runs, Sideways, passes Sideways AND actually can shit Sideways in a prevailing wind. Just look how far we have come! We used to have Tommy Fraser from Geishas and Liam DIckinson from Coalition playing for us. Yes we lost 6-0 but we beat Northwitch Victoria 8-0. It's not that bad. Imagine what would have happened if Gus hadnt have come along? Yes thats correct, everybody would be DEAD.
Just Look at this great club, this great city we are part of! Patsy Palmer did a DJ set at Oceana the other week and we've now got a Lazer Quest place. PLUS we have a manager who is definatley going to manage Chelsea or Tottenham one day. He is too good for us we may as well just accept a POISONOUS DART to the head from him as we cannot critiscise the work he has put in for us over these past2 1/2 decades. In Gus we trust