beat the joke

[AmexRuislip]

Having watched Benefits Street, it's not much different to Sesame Street...

Both have a big bird, a bloke living out of a bin and people trying to learn the alphabet.

 

[Hillian1]

Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily.
“What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down
in the mouth.”
“It’s my four year old son…” the man replied.

“Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad’s just
the same – forget about it; it happens to boys that age,” said the
bartender, sympathetically.

“ I only wish it was that,” continued the customer, “ but it’s far
worse than that. The little b*****d has got our gorgeous 18 year old
next door neighbour pregnant.”
“Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the bartender

“It’s not,” said the man.

"He stuck a pin in all my condoms.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

There's 1 down side to having a stroke....

 

[AmexRuislip]

what was triggers favourite tv program?

rodney

 

[TomandJerry]

Sheffield Wensday