Be nice or be banned.

[Meade's Ball]

I'm about to go for a Christmas day jog most likely in the direction of the grotty old Goldstone, so I'll be pleasant for a spell, yes, but then bitterly mournful. If i find myself able for the first time to type through my thick gloves, then for those few moments as i encircle what once was, expect an acceptable splurge of bilesome comments. Until then, a ruddy merry crimbo to very almost all.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

I would like to wish all Brighton a Merry Christmas, and an equally hilarious new year

My hopes for the year....I wish Palace well....and a new stadium....nobody should have to play in a dump like that!

 

[Ernest]

Obviously orders from Barber as he doesn't want to pay overtime for one of his LAPDOGS to read NSC all day

 

[Bozza]

I would like to wish all Brighton a Merry Christmas, and an equally hilarious new year

54 reports already "Palace Fan posting on Brighton only thread".

 

[Se20]

54 reports already "Palace Fan posting on Brighton only thread".

Only 54 ?
Merry Christmas to all

 

[golddene]

Look, i did this yesterday on another thread alright! anyway, Merry Christmas to all blue and white and red and blue, there.

 

[Eeyore]

Merry Christmas to those Crystal Palace fans for whom the Christmas Day morning's priority list includes
logging on to NSC before 10am.

 

[portslade seagull]

I'm about to go for a Christmas day jog most likely in the direction of the grotty old Goldstone, so I'll be pleasant for a spell, yes, but then bitterly mournful. If i find myself able for the first time to type through my thick gloves, then for those few moments as i encircle what once was, expect an acceptable splurge of bilesome comments. Until then, a ruddy merry crimbo to very almost all.

If you see any good bargains in the Sales as you go past let NSC know

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I would like to wish all Brighton a Merry Christmas, and an equally hilarious new year

Normally i would have you and your kind down as deluded,bigheaded,verminous sc&mbags who would steal from the likes of St Johns....

However as i know and have know many of your kind *happen to currentl y work with one who is a near neighbour too* not to mention growing up with a Brighton born Palace,i can on said occasion allow my self to cease hostilities for the next 13 odd hours or so and greet you festive wishes and happy christmas..

I for one don't mind the Palace or any away fans on here but step out of line or sometimes just breath and well,well expect a wiplashing..

 

[VHA on NSC]

Normally i would have you and your kind down as deluded,bigheaded,verminous sc&mbags who would steal from the likes of St Johns....

However as i know and have know many of your kind *happen to currentl y work with one who is a near neighbour too* not to mention growing up with a Brighton born Palace,i can on said occasion allow my self to cease hostilities for the next 13 odd hours or so and greet you festive wishes and happy christmas..

I for one don't mind the Palace or any away fans on here but step out of line or sometimes just breath and well,well expect a wiplashing..

I have never met a Brighton fan in real life, at least not one who admitted as much. The most intimately I've been acquainted with them is when I was a young lad visiting the Goldstone, whereupon they must have got wind of my father's miserly pocket money allowance, because scores of 50 pence pieces rained down on my head.


I have never forgotten this kindness, and it remains the single most significant driver of my everlasting fondness of the club

 

[Eeyore]

I have never met a Brighton fan in real life, at least not one who admitted as much. The most intimately I've been acquainted with them is when I was a young lad visiting the Goldstone, whereupon they must have got wind of my father's miserly pocket money allowance, because scores of 50 pence pieces rained down on my head.


I have never forgotten this kindness, and it remains the single most significant driver of my everlasting fondness of the club

That was a lot of money in those days. Don't say we are not generous. Even in a haze of festering anger, and uncontrollable aggression, we still think of your future wellbeing.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I try to be nice 364 days of the year

 

[Triggaaar]

Happy Christmas all!

I have never met a Brighton fan in real life, at least not one who admitted as much.

Seriously? How the hell have you managed that?

 

[papajaff]

My hopes for the year....I wish Palace well....and a new stadium....nobody should have to play in a dump like that!

And no digs about JCL's when they're filling their 60000 capacity stadium. Merry Christmas all.

 

[Guerrero]

A merry christmas to all traffic wardens,moderators and referees.
You are all cast from the same happy,friendly mould.

 

[Giraffe]

You sad bunch, coming on NSC on Christmas Day! Oh.....

I promise to be nice to everyone. I love Paul Barber and want to kiss his hairy bottom. (For the record I can not be sure that Paul Barber has a hairy bottom, he may wax it, or shave it, or indeed be follically challenged on his buttocks, impossible to tell).

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I have never met a Brighton fan in real life, at least not one who admitted as much. The most intimately I've been acquainted with them is when I was a young lad visiting the Goldstone, whereupon they must have got wind of my father's miserly pocket money allowance, because scores of 50 pence pieces rained down on my head.


I have never forgotten this kindness, and it remains the single most significant driver of my everlasting fondness of the club

I am in touch with my Palace side,granted there are more down here than say Albion in South London but as i work in Crawley i would say that it's about half way,when i lived in Brighton there were a few,but to be honest it's more of a way of life thing,i mean who really chooses to migrate to SE25?

 

[stripeyshark]

The armies in 1914 didn't have Muslims, Ed Miliband or Crystal Palace to deal with. Just saying.

Not sure which order to put them in!

 

[VHA on NSC]

Happy Christmas all!

Seriously? How the hell have you managed that?

Well, I did sometimes travel to an office in Brighton and Gatwick for work, but still no Brighton fans. I remember one Manchester United and a Liverpool fan. This was in 2007 mind you, so perhaps not a major surprise (although as you say, especially given WCP's detailed historical analysis it does seem to be an astonishing statistic)

 

[Guerrero]

You sad bunch, coming on NSC on Christmas Day! Oh.....

I promise to be nice to everyone. I love Paul Barber and want to kiss his hairy bottom. (For the record I can not be sure that Paul Barber has a hairy bottom, he may wax it, or shave it, or indeed be follically challenged on his buttocks, impossible to tell).

I'd go with hairy.
Maybe a poll?