BB's pissing off lesson - Number 1

[BrightonBird]

Yes, you may all ask, how do I manage to piss so many people off in such a short space? Well I constantly ask myself this same question.

Have you ever wanted to make enemies? Are you bored with being "nice"? Well if the answers, are yes, let me help you with BB's Pissing off lesson.

Each Friday I will give you a lesson on how to annoy fellow human beings. This is the 1st week, have fun:

Lesson No 1

Spam NSP. Call them all chislas, lizards, knob jockeys and the like. It's fun and you can take the piss out of them, using the wicked smilies they have.

I got banned but am allowed back on. Will calm downfor a few days and then tell them the truth in BB's eyes.

 

[Braders]

LESSON 2
warn other websites of oncoming attacks

 

[REDLAND]

BB whats happening to you my dear you used to be such a nice calm girl whom it was a pleasure to chat too ?

 

[CHAPPERS]

LESSON 3

Post constant drivel

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Women commenting on football matters is always a serious matter. Stay in the kitchen !.

 

[BrightonBird]

I think I've gone a bit wierd! ha ha!

 

[BrightonBird]

Women commenting on football matters is always a serious matter. Stay in the kitchen !.

Toodles GG. I'm off on half a day. If you are lucky, I'll make you your favourite

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

BB whats happening to you my dear you used to be such a nice calm girl whom it was a pleasure to chat too ?

I agree, you're turning into a bit of a bunny boiler sweetheart!

 

[BrightonBird]

I agree, you're turning into a bit of a bunny boiler sweetheart!

No not yet.

 

[Braders]

yeah , she said she wouldn't go in the kitchen

 

[watsongooal]

Bird we love you over on the Polls come back

 

[Gotsmanov]

Yep, stop fannying around over here, get back to the promised land

 

[Safeway]

Lesson 6 or whatever

Continually post threads about yourself.

 

[marvin]

Lesson 6 or whatever

Continually post threads about yourself.

There speaks the expert!

 

[Gritt23]

I think I've gone a bit wierd! ha ha!

I think it's because you spend too much of your time on here. It's enough to send anyone ga ga.

 

[Safeway]

There speaks the expert!

f*** you, TIMOTHY.

 

[watsongooal]

f*** you, TIMOTHY.

Yeah, dont diss our leader

 

[perth seagull]

LESSON 7

Keep rejecting my requests for photos.

 

[marvin]

Yeah, dont diss our leader

Bloody hell are you in trouble!

 

[looney]