Bayern Money vs Athletico Simeone live unofficial thread

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The only game on the box tonight. The Bazis are 1 down from the first leg, and the two ends have a high net fence in place, presumably to keep the bats from getting tangled in all the big flags being waved about at the Bazi end. I'll watch ANYTHING to keep my mind off the football . ..

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Scouser, Chavvy Alonso, puts the reds 1-0 up. All square now.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Bazis have a penalty. . . .

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Saved!

OK, for those of you who don't have BT 'sport', I'll just pretend I'm Alan Green . . . . .

 

[Bozza]

I'll be honest fella - I'm fearing for your sanity right now.

Also: where were you yesterday?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

This one is getting a bit tastey. Levandofsky is a cheating tosser, throwing herself to the ground like s spinster scorned

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I'll be honest fella - I'm fearing for your sanity right now.

Also: where were you yesterday?

To be honest, mon vieux, I am in a stare of torment right now, what with the game at the weekend. I was there yesterday, with Mrs Tackle, but we didn't manage to pop over for a chat, owing to late arrival and half time queueing for beverages. I'm having trouble sleeping, what with the trepidation. I think we will do it, but its the hope that kills you. Anyway, its better than being in div 3, or dead, or playing home games in Gillingham, so I shouldn't be so precious. But . . . I am.

Right - come on Atheltico Simeone! Give us a goal!!!!

 

[Ernest]

Getting a bit FEISTY now

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

'The spectre of extra time and penalties looms'. What is it about commentators and demonic cliches? Next it'll be 'Bayern are in the ascendancy', and 'their hopes have been resurrected'.

Half time, and stalemate.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Athletico scored AT LEAST 10 minutes ago.

Where are you, Mr. Tackle?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

And now 2-1 Bayern. Lewandowski has scored.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

This is quite gripping. The standard is decent, but its a bit harum scarum. Hello, penalty to Bayern AGAIN!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Diabolical decision! Sorry, pen to Madrid not Bayern . . .and Tozza has missed it. FFS!!!!

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Torres misses. It was an Athletico penalty.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

All set for another Madrid Derby then.

 

[Ernest]

I hate Atletico , horrible team

 

[Petee]

How to keep your mind away from Saturday: Watch a game where a team needs a goal in the last 15 mins.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

All set for another Madrid Derby then.

Nah, Citeh will do it. And the manager will ride out of the stadium on the back of Shergar, with the trophy in one hand, and the anchor off Noah's Arc in the other

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Nah, Citeh will do it. And the manager will ride out of the stadium on the back of Shergar, with the trophy in one hand, and the anchor off Noah's Arc in the other

Is Pelligrini Lord Lucan?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Is Pelligrini Lord Lucan?

Of course. Have you ever seen them together in the same room? I rest my case.