Banning Orders

[Uncle Buck]

Or just tell them you're either (a) a notorious sex offender and child killer or (b) you ran over an innocent passer by in your car, three times, reversed over them for good measure, crashed the (stolen) car into a tree, destroying someone's house, then legged it from the scene, all while four times over the drink drive limit.

Then just plead guilty, and the kindly but elderly magistrates are sure to send you away with a drink counselling course, a £150 fine and your passport intact (mention that you were on the way to the Albion while stealing the car and you might get that domestic-only banning order you wanted)

Well that is this Friday sorted then.