Bad Joke thread.

[The Truth]

There was a cannibal looking pretty depressed standing next to a pile of shit.
A man walks up to him and asks "why the long face?" he replies "I´ve just dumped my girlfriend".

 

[The Truth]

School pupil asks the teacher what the hottest part of the Sun is, the teacher replies "page 3"

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

ive just found 3 England v Hungary tickets nailed to a tree. I took them-you can never
have too many nails.

 

[BeepBeepImaJeep]

bad jokes? oh f***

how do you tell the difference between X and a Y chromosomes?

you must pull their genes down.

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Did you hear about the bloke who drowned in a bowl of muesli?

He was pulled in by a strong currant.