Bacon!

[BeardyChops]

Shocking news:
"A world shortage of pork and bacon next year is now unavoidable, says Britain's National Pig Association."

National Pig Association press releases

This surely must be of more concern than CMS being injured, the use of certain words or any other recent topics?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Don't panic, there is an alternative

 

[Hillian1]

 

[GreersElbow]

I just finished a lovely BLT...now I'm worried that my future children will never taste something as good as bacon =[

 

[Pavilionaire]

There's plenty to go RIND, there SNOUT to worry about
.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Shit.

Just heading out to buy a bigger freezer.

 

[Bakero]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I had no idea there was such a thing as the National Pig Association.

Should I get in a Police Federation joke here before anyone else does?

 

[Sussex on Leith]

I'm curing some bacon at the moment as it happens. Sounds like I'd do well to bung it in the freezer as a nest egg for my retirement. But on balance I think I'll probably just eat it.

 

[Bakero]

On a pork related note, here's a picture of my lunch from today (well actually my 2nd lunch).

Bún chả sandwich. The ultimate fusion food.

 

[shaolinpunk]

It's the beginning of the aporkalypse

 

[Hyperion]

That reminds me. Whatever did become of Paolo Wanchope

 

[BeardyChops]

I had no idea there was such a thing as the National Pig Association.

Should I get in a Police Federation joke here before anyone else does?

Oh dear, I just laughed out loud. Literally.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I'm allergic to bacon, it brings me out in rashers.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Sounds like its just a rumour at the moment. I'll check to see if my SNOUT has heard anything.

 

[brakespear]

Sounds like its just a rumour at the moment. I'll check to see if my SNOUT has heard anything.

CRACKLING idea - wouldn't want to get all upset over something turned out to be a half-baked TAIL.

 

[Titus]

Middle Farm does lovely bacon. FACT!

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Oh dear, I just laughed out loud. Literally.

If only there was a handy little word that you could use to express your laughter. Oh well.

 

[Jam The Man]

I'm due to have a hog roast for my wedding next year... will be GUTTED if this puts the mockers on it!

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That is all