Away coach etiquette

[Easy 10]

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Oh GOD no. I'd hope that goes without saying.

 

[Easy 10]

Now now. Be nice. Liz is verging on Albion royalty.

Liz is a legend and I would not have a bad word said against her.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

In the interests of fairness, I should point out that other coach providers are available for the Derby and other away trips aside from The Love Bus.

 

[simon swagbag]

Urinate where you sit.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I'm doing this as well for first time. Sunday Times and worrying about my iPhone battery

There's a simple solution to this. Get a decent phone.

 

[vegster]

Bring your own porn DVD as the ones on the coach may be quite tame.

 

[BlockDpete]

Prepare for compulsory coach bingo

 

[joker]

I'm on the Blues Away coach, hot pies, complimentary tea,coffee, hot chocolate & bovril.plus soft drinks and chocolate bars on sale at very fair prices.
I'm a bit biased me and my boy run one to every away game, but it is good fun lol

 

[bobby baxter]

I'm on the Blues Away coach, hot pies, complimentary tea,coffee, hot chocolate & bovril.plus soft drinks and chocolate bars on sale at very fair prices.
I'm a bit biased me and my boy run one to every away game, but it is good fun lol

I can vouch for that, had a great time on the coach Saturday

 

[Titanic]

Just PRAY you don't end up next to 'Stinky Pete'. If you do, be prepared with a sneaky can of Airwick!

 

[MissGull]

I'm always scared of the coaches. It's a lottery who you end up next to, right? It's akin to being on a 10 hour flight next to a noisy child/a snorer/a fidget/someone who likes the sound of their own voice/someone who insists on a window seat and then wants to get past you every 15 minutes.

 

[Wellesley]

I'm always scared of the coaches. It's a lottery who you end up next to, right? It's akin to being on a 10 hour flight next to a noisy child/a snorer/a fidget/someone who likes the sound of their own voice/someone who insists on a window seat and then wants to get past you every 15 minutes.

There's no need to keep on about it, I didn't particularly want to sit next to you last time either. It's not my fault I had a dicky tummy.

 

[Big G]

Going solo to Derby away so booked a coach for the first time. What is the etiquette? Take your own sandwiches, crisps & drinks (soft I know), buy on board or do we stop? Headphones and ipod or radio 5 live on the coach system (PL last day games)? Are we allowed to even to admit the PL exists? Flags and scarfs or shirt and tie?

Turn up with a crate of beer, bag full of porn and if your'e new I believe you have to get the nose candy for everyone!

So I've heard!!!!!!!!

 

[Mowgli37]

Hard kids at the back.

 

[MissGull]

A guaranteed way to segregate yourself is by carrying a sick bag.

 

[TomandJerry]

Never, EVER, EVER take Momma Mia on the coach to watch on the way to the game

 

[Gazwag]

Hot Piglets pies for breakfast on Blues Away what more could you ask for to start the trip

 

[DNB_Seagull]

No shitting in the shitter!

Primary school trips 101.

 

[Eeyore]

No alcohol, unless you can conceal it as still water. But don't start singing nursery rhymes if you find yourself pickled on the M25 at 1am in the morning, after an evening away trip up north, it doesn't go down too well.