Aussie joke

[Goat lung]

G'day mate, Fosters helpline. What's the problem dude?"

"I'm in the Queensland bush with the girlfriend……she's been stung on the minge by a hornet, and now her vagina’s completely closed up"

"Bummer dude"

“Good idea ….. Thanks mate, bye”

 

[Kazenga <3]

Why is the bloke phoning up a couple of pissheads rather than seeking urgent medical attention?

 

[skipper734]

Was he complaining because they were lost and disorientated, and with her virgina closed up they wouldn't be able to stay alive by drinking her piss?

 

[Goat lung]

Oh we'll worth a try , I suppose you two fuckers are gay lol

 

[raymondbriggs]

Oh we'll worth a try , I suppose you two fuckers are gay lol

You post a gag about anal sex and have the(bum)cheek to suggest that THEY are gay!!!!!
All blokes that contemplate anal sex,even with a woman,are repressed homosexuals.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I fid the entire premise implausible. The Australian hornet (Abispa ephippium), actually a type of potter wasp or "mason wasp", is a vespid insect native to the Australian Capital Territory, New South Wales, Northern Territory, Queensland and Western Australia states of Australia. The Australian hornet is a solitary insect, forming small nests against buildings and other structures. The adult wasp feeds off flower nectar, while the larvae are fed caterpillars captured by the female. There are no recorded instances of minge-stinging.

 

[raymondbriggs]

Actually I thought it was quite a good gag.

 

[skipper734]

Yes the joke was quite good. Unfortunately it was posted by a Homophobe with a humor bypass.

 

[BadFish]

You post a gag about anal sex and have the(bum)cheek to suggest that THEY are gay!!!!!
All blokes that contemplate anal sex,even with a woman,are repressed homosexuals.

you are only gay if you take it!!

 

[jackanada]

All blokes that contemplate anal sex,even with a woman,are repressed homosexuals.

Nonsense, once you've stretched out trap 1 you need some trap 2 to get you to the vinegar strokes.

Also what about blowjobs? Its a unisex orifice so is that a bit gay? Are you going to claim you don't like blowjobs?

 

[raymondbriggs]

Nonsense, once you've stretched out trap 1 you need some trap 2 to get you to the vinegar strokes.

Also what about blowjobs? Its a unisex orifice so is that a bit gay? Are you going to claim you don't like blowjobs?

Now oral sex,that is just as deviant as beastiallity,you want a dog lapping at your dick don't you.

 

[Danny-Boy]

You post a gag about anal sex and have the(bum)cheek to suggest that THEY are gay!!!!!
All blokes that contemplate anal sex,even with a woman,are repressed homosexuals.

I contemplated it with an American girlfriend who was on the blob - she offered but I rejected. Been regretting it ever since.

- - - Updated - - -

Yes the joke was quite good. Unfortunately it was posted by a Homophobe with a humor bypass.

All yanks have a humour bypass.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

You post a gag about anal sex and have the(bum)cheek to suggest that THEY are gay!!!!!
All blokes that contemplate anal sex,even with a woman,are repressed homosexuals.

As my old gran used to say " When the river runs red, use the dirt track instead! " full of wisdom my nan.

 

[MattBackHome]

"Bummer dude"

Bum a dude?

 

[jackanada]

Now oral sex,that is just as deviant as beastiallity,you want a dog lapping at your dick don't you.

If dogs weren't meant to lick your balls they wouldn't have invented pate

 

[pastafarian]

If dogs weren't meant to lick your balls they wouldn't have invented pate