Assign one of these 80 internet poster 'pen pics' to the NSCer of your choice

[Nottseagull]

http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/index.php
Plenty to choose from, and plenty of deserving NSCers too! For example, Ernest would be ALLCAPS....

ALLCAPS attempts to compensate for his limited rhetorical weaponry through the extravagant use of capitalized words - something netizens refer to as SHOUTING. Sure, a sprinkling of capitalized words can add spice to an attack, but overuse is like too much tarragon in the stew. Even worse from a tactical point of view, too much shouting alerts other Warriors to the opponent's verbal WEAKNESS and emotional EXCITABILITY.

 

[Simster]

18 pages

 

[Nottseagull]

18 pages

Not bothered about that. I just want it to be GOLD!

 

[Everest]

Ernest would be ALLCAPS....

ROTR would be more apt

 

[TSB]

London Irish

Profundus Maximus eagerly holds forth on all subjects, but his thin knowledge will not support a sustained assault and therefore his attacks quickly peter out. Profundus Maximus often uses big words, obscure terms and...ahem...even Latin to bluff his way through battle.

 

[Simster]

Deleted.

F*ck it, I'm not doing it. This is binfest central.

 

[fruitnveg]

Guess who

Lamer is a Warrior who appears in different guises to different people, and is therefore difficult to describe in full detail. Nonetheless, he is readily identifiable because of his mediocre wit, utter lack of insight and vacuous comment . You begin to sense Lamer's presence when you are able to anticipate the content of his messages even before reading them. Lamer actively participates in forum discourse and readily jumps into battle, but his ineffectuality renders him relatively harmless when encountered in single combat. CAUTION: Lamer's crushing dullness can enervate even the most robust Warrior, and while it is usually possible to overcome the presence of a few Lamers, enough of them banded together the can numb the liveliest forum into extinction.

 

[TSB]

Guess who

Lamer is a Warrior who appears in different guises to different people, and is therefore difficult to describe in full detail. Nonetheless, he is readily identifiable because of his mediocre wit, utter lack of insight and vacuous comment . You begin to sense Lamer's presence when you are able to anticipate the content of his messages even before reading them. Lamer actively participates in forum discourse and readily jumps into battle, but his ineffectuality renders him relatively harmless when encountered in single combat. CAUTION: Lamer's crushing dullness can enervate even the most robust Warrior, and while it is usually possible to overcome the presence of a few Lamers, enough of them banded together the can numb the liveliest forum into extinction.

So that's what ROTR looks like!
Nice one

 

[Nottseagull]

Guess who

Going by the emboldened sentence, HB&B?

 

[Simster]

hitony:

Nanny tirelessly monitors forum discussions and makes it his mission to see to it that everyone behaves. While he is quick to admonish for off-topic messages and petty squabbling, he is generally rather slow to anger. Nanny rarely wades into pitched battles, rather he simply pulls the plug on combatants. Often Nanny becomes the unwitting ally to the intrigues of Rat and Crybaby.

 

[PWA]

Granny Weatherwax

 

[Return of the Rev]

rotr would be more apt

I'M NEVER ANGRY THOUGH

 

[Return of the Rev]

so that's what rotr looks like!
Nice one

posted my own pic up many times I'M A LOOK AT ME MERCHANT DON'T YOU KNOW