Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

On a scale of 1-10 how do you rate Dick Knight's current handeling of the club?

About 2, however I fear there is some internal power struggle ongoing.

 

[mona]

McGhee hurled players off the team coach.
Coppell wore the baggiest rugby shorts.
Adams practised zen meditation in the dug out during matches.

What can we expect Russell Slade's idiosyncracy to be?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

McGhee hurled players off the team coach.
Coppell wore the baggiest rugby shorts.
Adams practised zen meditation in the dug out during matches.

What can we expect Russell Slade's idiosyncracy to be?

He seems to have a penchant for black power gestures. I've seen two clenched first salutes in the Argus over the past week.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

He seems to have a penchant for black power gestures. I've seen two clenched first salutes in the Argus over the past week.

I guess he need a glove though. Maybe he is a communist?

 

[Uncle Buck]

McGhee hurled players off the team coach.
Coppell wore the baggiest rugby shorts.
Adams practised zen meditation in the dug out during matches.

What can we expect Russell Slade's idiosyncracy to be?

The hurling of Filofaxes.

 

[Trigger]

What colour will The Queens Hat be today?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What colour will The Queens Hat be today?

Black, red and yellow.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Why are the world heavyweight finance ministers from the G20 meeting in the South Lodge Hotel, Lower Beeding this weekend rather than one of the world's great capital cities?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why are the world heavyweight finance ministers from the G20 meeting in the South Lodge Hotel, Lower Beeding this weekend rather than one of the world's great capital cities?

They fancy a round of golf at Mannings Heath.

 

[The Cardinal]

Chips or onion rings?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Chips or onion rings?

An onion ring on the biscuit.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Do you think Spurs will go down?
Can Sussex win next years FPT?
Jessica Jane Clement or Lily Allen?

 

[Mackenzie]

Which would you recommend Pethidine or an Epidural during child birth?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you think Spurs will go down?
Can Sussex win next years FPT?
Jessica Jane Clement or Lily Allen?

To the first one sadly no.

To the second one no, but they are a good each way bet for the championshop.

Lily.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Which would you recommend Pethidine or an Epidural during child birth?

Chicken soup.

 

[mona]

How will you celebrate McGhee being acclaimed the SPL Manager of the Month?
I hope it won't involve anybody being hurled off the No.5 bus tomorrow.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Black, red and yellow.

shone colours

 

[Uncle Buck]

How will you celebrate McGhee being acclaimed the SPL Manager of the Month?
I hope it won't involve anybody being hurled off the No.5 bus tomorrow.

Just goes to show how poor the SPL is.

 

[Stoo82]

I was going to be getting a lift from Greece, but that's gone wrong so I'm going to have go by train or bus now. Is Lewes train station anywhere close to the ground? If anyone can help, I'll be greatful.

 

[siclean]

hi uncle, why do i get so pissed on a bottle of bacardi ??