Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

How are you today anyway?

Still hungover from the weekend.

 

[Trigger]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate your parps today?

 

[Uncle Buck]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate your parps today?

A wet 4.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I've been impressed with this thread. Have QI been on the phone yet?

 

[Uncle Buck]

I've been impressed with this thread. Have QI been on the phone yet?

Cannot agree terms with them.

 

[strings]

I am really bored at work (it is a quiet day), how can I pass the time?

 

[Uncle Buck]

I am really bored at work (it is a quiet day), how can I pass the time?

How many loos are there in the building?

 

[strings]

I am really bored at work (it is a quiet day), how can I pass the time?

How many loos are there in the building?

There are 49 loos and 16 urinals - I have a plan of the building on my desk.

Do you have any other ideas?

 

[Mendoza]

Do you reckon we will be able to Keep Britain Tidy if all blind people were issued with a spike on the end of their white stick?

 

[Trigger]

Who's The Daddy?

 

[Uncle Buck]

There are 49 loos and 16 urinals - I have a plan of the building on my desk.

Do you have any other ideas?

49 loos could keep you busy and build up arm muscles.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you reckon we will be able to Keep Britain Tidy if all blind people were issued with a spike on the end of their white stick?

Yes I do.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Who's The Daddy?

Mr King.

 

[narly101]

Where's Wally?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Where's Wally?

Hastings.

 

[Simster]

1) £800 for a season ticket at Withers for a family of four. Bargain?

2) How many runs will KP make before he gives his wicket away with the sort of shot you'd see on a village green in a 40 over match?

 

[Trigger]

Hastings.

Not Spain?

 

[Simster]

Where's Downloaded Penguin these days?

 

[Uncle Buck]

1) £800 for a season ticket at Withers for a family of four. Bargain?

2) How many runs will KP make before he gives his wicket away with the sort of shot you'd see on a village green in a 40 over match?

Nothing at Withdean is a bargain.

KP will probably scratch his way into the 90's...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Not Spain?

No Hastings.