Ask Uncle Buck

[defrocked priest]

Dear Uncle Buck:

Which cow gives chocolate milk?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Uncle Buck:

Which cow gives chocolate milk?

The special cow.

 

[defrocked priest]

The special cow.

sounds like my ex-mother-in-law.

 

[the viscount]

What would your answer be to w-----s like the one called vegster.

 

[vegster]

What would your answer be to w-----s like the one called vegster.

ow ! That takes the biscuit !

 

[Trigger]

What shall I do with my day off?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

What shall I do with my day off?...

Strongbow Sauna.

 

[Mendoza]

which dive was better

Hawkins for the OG or Forster for the penalty last night?

 

[Uncle Buck]

which dive was better

Hawkins for the OG or Forster for the penalty last night?

Hawkins was more impressive...

 

[Trigger]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Head south...

 

[Scott29]

What meat based treat would select when purchasing a Bovril? and why?

 

[Trigger]

If you could create a new line for the London Underground what would you call it and what colour would it be on the tube map?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What meat based treat would select when purchasing a Bovril? and why?

Pastie.

 

[Uncle Buck]

If you could create a new line for the London Underground what would you call it and what colour would it be on the tube map?

NSC Bed Wetter Line and it would be yellow.

 

[Seagullible]

what is the hardest animal in your opinion

 

[Uncle Buck]

what is the hardest animal in your opinion

Oaf.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Have you a selection of special trousers to wear for really important Albion games?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Have you a selection of special trousers to wear for really important Albion games?

No.

 

[Simster]

Golden Graham. Top bloke?