Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

How do I leave a board but at the same time still keep posting and call everyone a racist because they don't agree with me about something totally unrelated?

I know, it's a tricky one.

Just post from Brightonfans.

 

[Uncle Buck]

which is your favourite smiley??

There must be ONE

None at all.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why does Mendoza have more posts then me?

He has posted more?

 

[Uncle Buck]

How do we improve NSC?

Let me run it...

 

[Uncle Buck]

When was the last time you were accused of being a cyber bully?

About 5 minutes ago.

 

[Mendoza]

Do you want to go to the friendly at Lancing next Wednesday?? And can I have a lift?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you want to go to the friendly at Lancing next Wednesday?? And can I have a lift?

No and no.

 

[Trigger]

What is currently your favourite cheese?

 

[El Presidente]

I'm currently shagging a married woman who has a high profile husband. Should I cash in and go to the NOTW?

 

[Tooting Gull]

I'm currently shagging a married woman who has a high profile husband. Should I cash in and go to the NOTW?

Is it Coleen?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What is currently your favourite cheese?

Stilton...

 

[Uncle Buck]

I'm currently shagging a married woman who has a high profile husband. Should I cash in and go to the NOTW?

Yes you should, then we can sell that picture of you at Cheltenham.

 

[Trigger]

Who is your most favourite female REDHEAD?

 

[El Presidente]

Is it Coleen?

No, but you're warmer than I would like you to be

 

[El Presidente]

Ginger bird with big tits, or blonde with no baps?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ginger bird with big tits, or blonde with no baps?

Ginger option.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

miley cyrus - yes or no?

 

[Uncle Buck]

miley cyrus - yes or no?

Pass.

How is the orange suit in Cuba?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

One of those heaters with that heats the oil in them.

Other wise hack into your neighbours electricity supply.

What, a radiator type thing?

Also, my neighbour is an old lady......I think she'll be unable to pay her fuel bills this coming winter as it is..without adding my heating costs to it.

 

[El Presidente]

A bird you are shagging on a first date suffers from fanny farts during bonking, should you ditch her?