Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

The goat with a straw

Poor straw.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The art of strawing

 

[Uncle Buck]

The goat with a straw

The art of strawing

The Bumper and the Straw.

 

[Mendoza]

any idea why the toilets were police taped off, with a 2 coppers guarding, when i was food shopping in Sainsburys? - i nearly wet myself!

 

[Uncle Buck]

any idea why the toilets were police taped off, with a 2 coppers guarding, when i was food shopping in Sainsburys? - i nearly wet myself!

Buffet Island.

 

[Lady Buck]

Dear uncle buck..
would you put jeans in a tumble dryer

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear uncle buck..
would you put jeans in a tumble dryer

Normally no.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The Bumper and the Straw.

The wet patch

 

[Lady Buck]

Doh!!!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

The wet patch

Road Slurp.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Doh!!!!

Shoot off early?

 

[Lady Buck]

How early? you that eager to go get the dragon?

 

[Chicken Run]

Dear Sir, what value does that weasle faced runt Pickett bring to SCCC

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Sir, what value does that weasle faced runt Pickett bring to SCCC

Not overly sure.

Sorry.

 

[fatboy]

Gash or growler?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

A bird in the hand or two in the bush? Whats better?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Gash or growler?

Growler.

 

[Uncle Buck]

A bird in the hand or two in the bush? Whats better?

As long as the bird in the hand does not shoot off, that one.

 

[Chicken Run]

Dear Sir My Mrs wants wants me to poke her starfish, i've never done this before, will i get exrement on my cock?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Sir My Mrs wants wants me to poke her starfish, i've never done this before, will i get exrement on my cock?

No idea, but get her to stay off the sweet corn.