Ask Uncle Buck

[Commander]

Ask your questions here.



UB, should I dress for wet weather tomorrow at the soccer, or should I chance it by wearing my warm, but not waterproof, duffle coat?

 

[watsongooal]

I am very concerned on saving water in my household, Could you give me any tips please?

 

[Frutos]

Is it acceptable to hurt or even kill Commander for referring to the game played by Brighton & Hove Albion as 'soccer'?

 

[ROSM]

uncle buck - why do you look like the clown in this thread?

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63387

 

[Trigger]

You stole my idea you wicked thing...

Dear Uncle Buck,

I am in a bit of a pickle, today I have the choice of a Ham & Mustard sandwich or a Tuna, Cheese & Onion sandwich... Which should I go for?

 

[Commander]

You stole my idea you wicked thing...

Who, me? Don't know what you're talking about

 

[Redhead]

Can I have a breakdown of the best rail route to each of the remaining away fixtures, and an opinion as to the best pub to go to?

 

[Mendoza]

Uncle Buck

Could you please tell me if a Jaffa Cake is a Cake or Biscuit?

 

[Commander]

Is it acceptable to hurt or even kill Commander for referring to the game played by Brighton & Hove Albion as 'soccer'?

My apologies, 'Association Soccer'.

 

[The Large One]

Uncle Buck,

If time is an ever evolving variable, albeit with a constant rate of linear movement, surely there can be no such thing as 'now'. Can you help?

 

[Trigger]

Dear Uncle Buck,

Which colour tube line is it to Brentford? And where do I get off the tube? I have no clue how to travel on the under passage.

 

[The Large One]

Uncle Buck

I am 37 years old and still haven't had a period yet, and all the other lads in the pub are laughing at me because of it. I feel so helpless, what should I do?

 

[Commander]

UB, one night, Sally went to bed at 10:15 & read her book. Three quarters of an hour later, she put out her light & fell asleep. Later, she awoke again. Looking at her alarm clock, she saw the hands were exactly overlapping. A little over fifteen minutes later, she noticed all the digits on the radio alarm were all the same. Falling asleep again, she slept for the next four & a half hours before getting up for breakfast. What time did Sally get up?

 

[Trufflehound]

Should I fake my orgasms?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Dear Uncle Buck,

What is the pinnacle of your own sporting career?

 

[Mendoza]

Uncle Buck,

Is it true, that at the end of your contract at SW you will be joining LA Galaxy Water on a 5 year deal for £128 million ?

If so it will be a sad loss to the British H2O industry

 

[Man of Harveys]

Dear 30-something Uncle Buck,

Where can I find Koenig Pilsener - unquestionably the finest lager in the world - in the UK? I've looked and looked but to no avail. Not even the Market Porter has it.

(That's actually a serious enquiry - if anyone ever spots it, please let me know.)

 

[Dave the OAP]

Dear Uncle Piers

Are there any other pubs in London apart from the market porter?

 

[Commander]

Dear 30-something Uncle Buck,

Where can I find Koenig Pilsener - unquestionably the finest lager in the world - in the UK? I've looked and looked but to no avail. Not even the Market Porter has it.

(That's actually a serious enquiry - if anyone ever spots it, please let me know.)

http://www.timeout.com/london/bars/reviews/5943.html

 

[Man of Harveys]

http://www.timeout.com/london/bars/reviews/5943.html

Oh. My. God. *swoon*

And it's not far from my work. And soon it won't be far enough. Bang goes the detox. I shall report back but thanks massively.

I feel all giddy and light-headed, I can't think straight, what's happening to me...