Artois

[JJ McClure]

I'm not gay.

thanks for the clarification.

 

[Beeneys gloves]

 

[jonnyboylennon]

I'm not gay.

Of course you're not Martin, of course you're not....

 

[CHAPPERS]

Martin David Cooper Seagull likes boys.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Martin David Cooper Seagull likes boys.

Rooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnneeeeeeeyyyyy!

 

[Artois]

*waits for the onslaught of so called jokes*

And there they are.





Hilarity prevails

 

[CHAPPERS]

Answer my pm ROONEY

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Yeah and mine Rooney you f***ing LIZARD

 

[tinx]

Whats this pick on Artois day today......

 

[Artois]

Whats this pick on Artois day today......

day?

More like month.

 

[tinx]

day?

More like month.

Poor old Artois all tired form travelling and returns to a barage of abuse.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Don't cry Wayne you know we're only messing, don't you?

 

[jonnyboylennon]

day?

More like month.

Tart.

 

[tinx]

Why you calling him Wayne Rooney, i don't get it

 

[Artois]

Why you calling him Wayne Rooney, i don't get it

There is no reason. Those two are just ugly gay fuckwits and resent the fact that I am not.

 

[tinx]

There is no reason. Those two are just ugly gay fuckwits and resent the fact that I am not.

 

[Marc]

BTW Artois my humble apologies for being drunk at half-time on Saturday and flicking your ear really hard, I did'nt mean to make such a good contact and it obviously hurt you as you turned around screaming...so I ran down the steps towards the oncoming Cricketers!

I'm Sorry I wont do it again



next time it'll be a slap across the forehead

 

[CHAPPERS]

RRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY

 

[jonnyboylennon]

RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooonnnney!