Argus takes journalism to new high

[El Presidente]

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9221470.Burgess_Hill_woman_finds__alien_baby__in_her_garden/?ref=mr

Quality story as always

 

[Aseros]

Beats the normal shit that is on there, as usual shitty comments too.

 

[Bwian]

With The Sport on Sunday gone to that great newsroom in the sky we need a paper to bring us more stories like this. I am half expecting The Argus to do an up to date version of World War II Bomber Found on Moon, or, Bus Found at South Pole to reflect its high standards of journalism.

 

[John Bumlick]

“I’ve called it Kevin.”

 

[Agent_Torpor]

Already better than anything i've ever read in the Telegraph.

 

[Taybha]

Lorette Mackie says...
3:08pm Tue 30 Aug 11

I have posted a selection of alien vag pictures on twitter - LoretteBN41 -

 

[Weststander]

NSC has long since overtaken the Argus for breaking Albion news!

 

[Lush]

You think that's bad? Try this week's Folkestone Herald:

 

[Fungus]

One of the comments...

Perhaps the Argus could send in the lunatic who is obsessed with Caroline Lucas and UFOs to "investigate".

Is this someone we know?

 

[Tooting Gull]

If my pasty-buying experience is anything to go by, 'In-date pasty sold to anyone' would be a much bigger story.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

The editor of the Argus, yesterday:

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

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[brakespear]

You think that's bad? Try this week's Folkestone Herald:

nevermind the pasty, what about that giant cat?

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

Lorette Mackie says...
3:08pm Tue 30 Aug 11

I have posted a selection of alien vag pictures on twitter - LoretteBN41 -

Veg not Vag, though that would be better! (I know Lorette and you may be right after all!)

 

[HovaGirl]

The truth is out there . . .

 

[Kumquat]

“I’ve called it Kevin.”

I bet that's what she calls it when she uses it as a dildo too - "ok Kevin, oh god kevin, christ you're big kevin" etc etc.

 

[countryman]

You think that's bad? Try this week's Folkestone Herald:

They may have been out date but I hope they didn't waste them.