Argus online headline

[East Staffs Gull]

Headline on the Argus website:

"Police are trying to reunite three antique silver ornaments found in a stream with their owners."

The article doesn't say whether or not the owners drowned.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

My favourtie headline from the Crawley Observer years ago:

"Youth Kicked in Bollards"

The Crawley Observer also had an unofortunate misprint, where they printed the same line twice. It concerned a flasher who was described as "...wearing blue jeans and a brown jumper and had short black curly hair and had short black curly hair"

 

[Turkey]

The Argus a few weeks ago had a photo of Robinson and next to it said something along the lines of Robinson Shits (rather than shoots).