Are you losing the will to live?

[Dorset Seagull]

Not necessarily as after you've pondered you could decide 'no', in which case your nagging wife would be so impressed she'd do that special thing with the draft excluder that you like.

Who told you about the draft excluder

 

[Ray the Otter]

Yeah, lost the actual desire to be alive in September 2002 and have never got it back. However, will is not something you need in order to be alive, so it makes no odds really. While I'm procrastinating on here I may as well point out that Achtung Bono by Half Man Half Biscuit is the absolute shit.

Interesting stuff Mr Banana. Many think will a prerequisite for surviving lifes slings and arrows. I'm going to think about whether you're right for most of the next few days. In my experience most things by Half Man Half Biscuit are the absolute shit so again, you could be right there. Is it on i-Tunes? Why did I even ask that? Am I too lazy to look for myself? I really must be some kind of ****.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Regular customers?

mm, there are a few, I'll admit, that pass through my mind as I pass the time of day, so to speak. That thing with the draught exluder by the way was first invented in 9th century Finland by Oleg Straaaslumm

I've just remembered why I went upstairs.

 

[Mr Banana]

Interesting stuff Mr Banana. Many think will a prerequisite for surviving lifes slings and arrows. I'm going to think about whether you're right for most of the next few days. In my experience most things by Half Man Half Biscuit are the absolute shit so again, you could be right there. Is it on i-Tunes? Why did I even ask that? Am I too lazy to look for myself? I really must be some kind of ****.

I really wouldn't. I'm almost always wrong. Do something more productive - may I suggest chasing skirt and drinking Guinness? You don't need will to survive slings and arrows, unless you're talking literally and they kill you. If you give me your address I will send you Achtung Bono x

 

[Ray the Otter]

I really wouldn't. I'm almost always wrong. Do something more productive - may I suggest chasing skirt and drinking Guinness? You don't need will to survive slings and arrows, unless you're talking literally and they kill you. If you give me your address I will send you Achtung Bono x

Still worth thinking about although I'm liking your alternative suggestion. Thanks for the achtung offer, pm sent x

I see the poll is a 10-5-10 split. Oh the symmetry!

 

[coventrygull]

I am losing the will to live with NSC tonight. its gone all wierd

 

[Don Quixote]

"Strange friend" i said, "here is no cause to mourn."
"None," said the other, "save the undone years,
The hopelessness. Whatever hope is yours,
Was my life also; i went hunting wild
After the wildest beauty in the word,
Which lies not calm in eyes or braided hair,
But mocks the steady running of the hour,
And if it grieves, grieves richlier than here.
For by my glee might many men have laughed,
And of my weeping something has been left,
Which must die now. I mean the truth untold,
The pity of war, the pity war distilled.



Some people have had it alot worse

 

[SNOOBS]

I like rainy days.