[NSC] "Apologies if Fixtures" : The origins of NSC argot

[Cheshire Cat]

JCL

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

"We're loose"


Twunt was one of my favourites, but that is no longer commonly seen on the board.

See the name of the snip I posted earlier highlighting the 'career' of Lorenzo Pinamonte

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I always liked CJTC, although not an NSC original, likewise: ‘What gives?’ first posted on here by an at the time youthful and fairly handsome Cheeky Monkey I believe, along with ‘tediocre.’

I think someone else started 'what gives?' and he almost paid for it with his NSC life. All lovely* now

Not sure if it is original, but it bypasses the NSC swearing filter so it is quite popular, and it describes most of the people I have on ignore: 'Thundercunt'.

*or should I say: 'très bien'?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

The name of a certain referee with the initials MD auto correcting to CAUS.

 

[maffew]

Last time this came up, I recall some instances of posters who'd inadvertently used NSCisms in real life, chucking "fixtures" into a meeting and getting blank looks. Im sure I have used binfest once or twice. Ive referred to Wednesday as Massive too getting blank looks though is that an NSC thing?

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

If you think 'fixtures' sounds silly then wait until you hear 'Ringtones!'

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[The Fifth Column]

I can't believe Roxanne is out......
You k hun

 

[joydivisionovengloves]

Fixtures.