Anyone speak French on here?

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Anyone speak French on here?

What, so you can write it down for future reference, no way. Use your language translator on the net and look for the meaning, can’t expect us to help you, anyway, thought you was at uni, you could of fooled me.

"Thought you WERE at uni, you could HAVE fooled me" - fuckface

 

[enigma]

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What, so you can write it down for future reference, no way. Use your language translator on the net and look for the meaning, can’t expect us to help you, anyway, thought you was at uni, you could of fooled me.

You're obviously thicker than you sound, I have already explained about learning a language and then stopping. I presume you dont remember much of the languages you studied?

And if you're such an Einstein stormtrooper, how come you dont know when to use "were/was" and its could "have" fooled me.

 

[enigma]

Open season on Oceanic- ownage in full effect.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Open season on Oceanic- ownage in full effect.

 

[enigma]

I swear Oceanic you must be the biggest pussy on here, you just come on here waffle some racist crap then f*** off when you lose arguments and show yourself to be thick.

No way would you give your BNP stuff an airing in the street- you're scared of your own shadow.Pathetic.

 

[Stendahl]

Bonjour Skiba-School,

Il y a deux semaines j'ai achete un LP, mais ce disque n'est pas encore arrive chez moi. Veuillez-vous m'indiquer a quelle date vous l'avez mis a la Poste ? Merci bien.

Amicalement,

Eastlondonseagull

 

[NMH]

Bolleaux to France

 

[RM-Taylor]

Bonjour, j'ai gagné le record il y a deux semaines, mais il a toujours pas tourné en haut. S'il vous plaît vous pourrait me permets de sait quand il arrivera.

Had a little help from www.freetranslation.com, i'm not sure if it's right though becuase it harldy makes sense when I translated it back into English

 

[Simster]

Couldn't you just SHOUT? (uppercase letter, in English)

 

[Yoda]

No. Poco italiano. Spiacente.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Bloody hell, never thought such an odd French translation request would turn into a bun fight


Thanks everyone for your help, much appreciated. Not sure which one I'm gonna opt for atm, cos a few of them look pretty nifty to me, but will let you know when his "you've been scammed" response turns up in my inbox


Ta!

 

[Man of Harveys]

It's important to end every piece of written correspondence with the sentences: "J'ai deja baiser votre soeur and votre mere et les deux etaits marveilleuses. Mon zezi pense toujour de votre famille."

 

[zefarelly]

Bonet de douche!

how many ways of saying this are there ?

Attention, Garcon, Ou est Le disc ?

that should rub him up the wrong way

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Ou est le disc? C u n t.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

It's important to end every piece of written correspondence with the sentences: "J'ai deja baiser votre soeur and votre mere et les deux etaits marveilleuses. Mon zezi pense toujour de votre famille."

I have already f***ed your sister and your mother and they were fantastic. My cock's always thinking about your family.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Zef and Barnet -

 

[Gazwag]

I think its something like:



Allo Allo, I winned a reeecord on eeeebay end would like eit, send eit to me pleeze, or I weel go to the bonk end git my monee buck

Was it by Madonna with the big boobies btw

 

[bhaexpress]

Non.

 

[enigma]

Bonjour Skiba-School,

Il y a deux semaines j'ai achete un LP, mais ce disque n'est pas encore arrive chez moi. Veuillez-vous m'indiquer a quelle date vous l'avez mis a la Poste ? Merci bien.

Amicalement,

Eastlondonseagull

In fairness, this looks like the best. Mine wasnt bad but this flows better.

 

[Hiney]

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I knew you'd reply in this thread. So your like everyone one else, think you're smart but are like the rest in needing the phase book when going abroad.

This is you isn't it?