- Aug 7, 2003
- 7,812
Is that where Kev the Ape used to work as in the "Wedding Zinger"?
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Anyone for a KFC
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[MENTION=4675]Frutos[/MENTION]
We'll go somewhere else next time, methinks.
Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
- 18,855
I genuinely believe you need to cure your Subway aversion. Just tell the nice people to keep the salad for the rabbits. Load up the sarnie and bosh, done. Perhaps a touch of sauce, perhaps not as required. But there is NO flaw in this plan.
Also, these types of thing never in Grubbs. They wouldn't ALLOW a rat to be seen, they'd cook the fellow and serve it up. What people don't know won't hurt them.
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
With her forthright views on foreigners, I think she probably posts on here.....can't imagine under what alias though
Kazenga <3
Test 805843
We were pursued in our car the other week by a Burnley fan on foot down london road. Spotted him coming out of a pub with his shirt on so naturally he was given a shout of 'burnley are shit mate, up the rovers'. He immediately set off after us down the road, weaving in and out of the traffic, pulling up his trousers behind him as he went, the other cars were in disbelief as to what was unfolding. Anyway the lights went red and he caught up just as they were turning green again. He yanked on the door handle which was fortunately on auto-lock before full on punching the driver's side window glass. We then drove off victoriously into the sunset.
True story
True story
Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
- 18,855
We were pursued in our car the other week by a Burnley fan on foot down london road. Spotted him coming out of a pub with his shirt on so naturally he was given a shout of 'burnley are shit mate, up the rovers'. He immediately set off after us down the road, weaving in and out of the traffic, pulling up his trousers behind him as he went, the other cars were in disbelief as to what was unfolding. Anyway the lights went red and he caught up just as they were turning green again. He yanked on the door handle which was fortunately on auto-lock before full on punching the driver's side window glass. We then drove off victoriously into the sunset.
True story
Victoriously?
Hilarious story though, well played!
Leighgull
New member
- Dec 27, 2012
- 2,377
We were pursued in our car the other week by a Burnley fan on foot down london road. Spotted him coming out of a pub with his shirt on so naturally he was given a shout of 'burnley are shit mate, up the rovers'. He immediately set off after us down the road, weaving in and out of the traffic, pulling up his trousers behind him as he went, the other cars were in disbelief as to what was unfolding. Anyway the lights went red and he caught up just as they were turning green again. He yanked on the door handle which was fortunately on auto-lock before full on punching the driver's side window glass. We then drove off victoriously into the sunset.
True story
The sun sets in the west. If you we're fleeing along London Road you were fleeing either North (towards London) r South (towards the oggin)
When legging it away like a big girl in future kindly check your solar positioning for when you relate the tale later.
Thank you.
Carry on
Shoreham Gull
New member
Tap on this- Great Mystery Publishing: KFC's new genetically-engineered chickens created without feathers or feet!
That put you off kfc for life, too many bad stories brain, genetically chicken, also chicken from china etc..
Never go there ever again,
That put you off kfc for life, too many bad stories brain, genetically chicken, also chicken from china etc..
Never go there ever again,
TSB
Captain Hindsight
With her forthright views on foreigners, I think she probably posts on here.....can't imagine under what alias though
Perhaps she's Bushy on her good days and Das Reich on her bad days?
I can't stand KFC, never eat there....but, these stories are just rumours and a hoax.
http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/kfc.asp
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
Kazenga <3
Test 805843
Victoriously?
It was a sobering experience, always check your surroundings before mouthing off to a 6ft3 skinhead bruiser.
We didn't actually drive off into the sunset- it was underneath the viaduct just past sainsburys where we made our escape.
Return of the Rev
Well-known member
Train beers though...
this is a very valid point.
Phat Baz 68
Get a ****ing life mate !
- Apr 16, 2011
- 5,023
Must have been on the Palarse coach or "Special Train" and escaped !! We don't have rats in SUSSEX we are far to posh and clean for that !!!
Paris
Well-known member
We were pursued in our car the other week by a Burnley fan on foot down london road. Spotted him coming out of a pub with his shirt on so naturally he was given a shout of 'burnley are shit mate, up the rovers'. He immediately set off after us down the road, weaving in and out of the traffic, pulling up his trousers behind him as he went, the other cars were in disbelief as to what was unfolding. Anyway the lights went red and he caught up just as they were turning green again. He yanked on the door handle which was fortunately on auto-lock before full on punching the driver's side window glass. We then drove off victoriously into the sunset.
True story
Did this guy chasing you mention anything about considering applying for a future Blackburn vacancy whilst he was punching the driver's side window?