[Help] Anyone find a pair of glasses at Liverpool game?

[thejesterstoes]

I lost my glasses at the game last week, probably in the East Lower.

The club hasn’t had any handed in.

I am so desperate that I am actually starting a thread on the Oracle after all these years.

They are in a black case and —13 prescription varifocals.

Here’s hoping some kind soul picked them up.

Please message me if you did.

UTA!

 

[Driver8]

NO.

 

[bhafc99]

There’s probably a joke about Liverpool and VAR officials here, but it’s not worth doing as you won’t be able to read it anyway.

 

[Taybha]

Sir I salute your first ever visually impaired thread,and perfectly written with no spelling mistakes to salivate the spell check brigade, I've no idea how I'd manage without my binz,I hope they are returned to you shortly now you have the world's foremost select body of lost items experts that is NSC on the case.

 

[Horses Arse]

I dropped my hat at the Liverpool game

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sir I salute your first ever visually impaired thread,and perfectly written with no spelling mistakes to salivate the spell check brigade, I've no idea how I'd manage without my binz,I hope they are returned to you shortly now you have the world's foremost select body of lost items experts that is NSC on the case.

It's a full stop and capital letter after brigade, not a comma. And a space is missing after 'binz,', and a semicolon would be better instead of that there comma, there. You careless fucker, you

 

[Goldstone1976]

NO.

I’m sorry for laughing at this, OP, as I know you’ll be worried. But it was a very funny reply…