Anyone fancy doing a bit of tree chopping work

[Giraffe]

I have a tree that is getting too big (possibly a large bay tree) and needs lopping back.

Any takers, I'm in Worthing. Too high for the ladders I have.

 

[Craven Wine]

Would take the whole tree but I doubt that's what your after - if was safe to fell

 

[Giraffe]

Would take the whole tree but I doubt that's what your after - if was safe to fell

Thanks for the offer, but I am capable of cutting through the bottom, just not reaching the top third!

 

[Bold Seagull]

Thanks for the offer, but I am capable of cutting through the bottom, just not reaching the top third!

These guys are reasonable, and did a nice job of my laurel and holmoak trees.

http://www.rwgreenlimited.co.uk/tree-surgery

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I've twice used a Brighton firm of tree surgeons who were super, called Arbo Cura, I think, off- hand

 

[T soprano]

I've heard this bloke is pretty good haven't got his number ,he did make a bit of a song & dance about the price though

 

[hitony]

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I've heard this bloke is pretty good haven't got his number ,he did make a bit of a song & dance about the price though

Good thing about this guy is he sleeps all night and he works all day!!

 

[Kumquat]

If it's too high for a giraffe, then it's too high for me.

 

[hitony]

Good thing about this guy is he sleeps all night and he works all day!!

Bit of a tip here but avoid him on Wednesdays as he goes shopping and always has buttered scones for tea!!

 

[hitony]

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I've heard this bloke is pretty good haven't got his number ,he did make a bit of a song & dance about the price though

I have been reading a bit more about this guy!! to be honest I'm not to sure how he finds time for work, he does cut down trees but also likes to skip and jump and loves to press wild flowers then he puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars!!!!

Avoid him if I were you

 

[T soprano]

Bit of a tip here but avoid him on Wednesdays as he goes shopping and always has buttered scones for tea!!

He cuts down trees.he skips and jumps
He like to press wild flowers.
He put on women's clothing
And he hangs around in bars.

Other than that he's a decent lad I'd use him again

 

[Cheshire Cat]

His protective clothing is a bit "individual", and his work boots have extensions.

 

[T soprano]

Feck off HITONY stealing my thunder

 

[hitony]

Just found out via another search, he wants to be like his dad who allegedly was a bit of a girlie!!!

I think we have found ourselves a strange one here to be honest........

 

[hitony]

Feck off HITONY stealing my thunder

Not my fault your a one fingered typist speed up mate!!!

 

[Giraffe]

Hmmm, maybe I'll just buy a bigger ladder!

 

[T soprano]

If it's too high for a giraffe, then it's too high for me.

I missed this post earlier so here's a belated

 

[Giraffe]

If it's too high for a giraffe, then it's too high for me.

I liked this too

 

[looney]

Just drill some holes in the trunk and push in a few sticks of TNT, will have it down in a jiffy.

 

[Giraffe]

Just drill some holes in the trunk and push in a few sticks of TNT, will have it down in a jiffy.

Useful, but want to keep the tree, just make it smaller!