anyone fancy a friendly?

[turienzo's lovechild]

old varndeanians u-18's are looking for friendlies against youth OR mens teams sometime during august

this could be your only chance to show your skills against a team of true legends

will be featuring scotty m and fluffster, aswell as the infamous "lecturer of the spectacular" tom "tommy boy" stewart

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

nah were just wait and beat your mens team in the league


o hang on no we wont we are poo

 

[Safeway]

11-a-side? AFC Lizard might be able to knock up a team.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

11-a-side? AFC Lizard might be able to knock up a team.

yeh 11-a-side

how good are AFC lizard?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

nah were just wait and beat your mens team in the league


o hang on no we wont we are poo

and our mens team are immense

 

[Marshy]

We beat your mens team 1-0 last season...
And then lost away 1-0 i beleive.
So very close all in all.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

We beat your mens team 1-0 last season...
And then lost away 1-0 i beleive.
So very close all in all.

who you play for

 

[Scotty Mac]

yeh 11-a-side

how good are AFC lizard?

better than us. although that aint hard

can't we have samparish as well for that game tom?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

better than us. although that aint hard

can't we have samparish as well for that game tom?

i'm planning to sign sam parish up, looked like he'd be a decent holding midfielder

and scott- NOONE IS BETTER THAN US

 

[Scotty Mac]

i'm planning to sign sam parish up, looked like he'd be a decent holding midfielder

and scott- NOONE IS BETTER THAN US

lets hope he doesn't give away 3 penalties this time! he is a total LEGEND

 

[Strike]

I wish I could play but I am shite. Never any better than average school yard football.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I wish I could play but I am shite. Never any better than average school yard football.

who needs talent?

 

[Strike]

Here is a quick profile of my footy career, if anyones intrested
D.O.B 02/01/1986

Never played for School team although an average school yard player

Teams
9/02/ 11/02 Parkside (Adult Team in the Millenium 2000 Sunday Football League)

Games played 2 as sub

NSC Albion 4/04-5/04
Trained only

Played 0 games.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Here is a quick profile of my footy career, if anyones intrested
D.O.B 02/01/1986

Never played for School team although an average school yard player

Teams
9/02/ 11/02 Parkside (Adult Team in the Millenium 2000 Sunday Football League)

Games played 2 as sub

NSC Albion 4/04-5/04
Trained only

Played 0 games.

sign him up!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

after careful dicussion with chief scout scotty m, ovy manager tom stewart has made a shock bid for 'strike'

 

[Scotty Mac]

sign him up!

yes, without a doubt!

mr strike, would you be at all interested in signing up for old varndeanians youth. we are, to put it mildly, a rather poor side - although the keeper is one of the best in the world

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yes, without a doubt!

mr strike, would you be at all interested in signing up for old varndeanians youth. we are, to put it mildly, a rather poor side - although the keeper is one of the best in the world

scott- we are title favourites

i disagree about the keeper though- he's a bit shit

the managers bloody sexy though

 

[Scotty Mac]

scott- we are title favourites

i disagree about the keeper though- he's a bit shit

the managers bloody sexy though

aye, witham does like fine in that patrick jacket

and ive just noticed you've dropped the 86 from your name.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

aye, witham does like fine in that patrick jacket

and ive just noticed you've dropped the 86 from your name.

i meant me

and yeh- turkey did a fine job

 

[Strike]

I might play whereabouts do you play as I live in the North of Sussex which means I will have to catch a train?