Any trouble in town last night?

[bhafc_ross]

I heard he got his rass kicked

 

[Scampi]

It's a bird, innit. It's a bloody sea bird . .. it's not any bloody flavour.

Do you get wafers with it?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I believe there was a small kerfuffle outside the Tea Cosy in George Street around 6.30pm on Sunday. A gentleman had placed an order for Lady Grey but had been served a Lap sang Souchong. When it also became apparent his Macaroon was slightly stale, he stamped his foot outside and exclaimed his displeasure all the way to Morrison's.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I heard that some bloke got battered in the fish and chip shop on the sea front.

That's a coincidence! Somebody got knocked down by a motorpike & sidecarp too. I reckon there was something fishy going on.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

I believe there was a small kerfuffle outside the Tea Cosy in George Street around 6.30pm on Sunday. A gentleman had placed an order for Lady Grey but had been served a Lap sang Souchong. When it also became apparent his Macaroon was slightly stale, he stamped his foot outside and exclaimed his displeasure all the way to Morrison's.

Nothing happened, I was there, just a storm in a tea cup